TALES OF A DUMBASS

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I feel like telling a story and this book is entitled 'TALES OF A DUMBASS' so here we go

                                                         BASED ON A TRUE STORY 

.                            .                   .                .                  .                         .                   .       .                 .                                 .        .

ONE HALLOWEEN NIGHT

FOUR FRIENDS WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET or.. side walk.. 

TO TROLL SOME WILD ASS PARTY.

The oldest one decided to speak up

"I cant wait to fuck shit up!1!" The youngest one nervously laughed "yEP." The third oldest one (me) thought it'd be funny to walk backwards.

Bad idea. 

"Hey guys- um.." Before he could do anything, he fell straight into a ditch. "oH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT" THE SECOND OLDEST ONE SCREECHED. 

"I can smell dirt." The oldest one said, peering into the ditch. "Well. Now when you die at least we dont have to dig a hole." The youngest one shrugged indifferently. THE THIRD OLDEST ONE (Again, me) spoke an inhuman language and had to stay at the bottom of the fUCKING DITCH FOR THIRTY MINUTES UNTIL HELP FUCKING ARRIVED. 

Luckily, he fell in with his candy so he didnt get hungry.

So he sucked on a lollipop while the second oldest one sang depressing songs 

That wasnt an exciting story, but I bet it wouldve been exciting if I started singing 'Hello' by Adele.