My Songs

Rap Man

This is a song I wrote in high school. I have a GOOD memory.

P.I.L.K.E.Y (what he said?)

P.I.L.K.E.Y (you heard that)

P.I.L.K.E.Y (yeah he said PILKEY y'all)

Rap man is what I am

Ask my friends, Tom and Sam

I spend my time coming up with all the rhymes

Jason and Pilkey fighting the world

Bitch I don't like you get the fuck out my face girl

Freestyle master with a plan

I'll crush you with the palm of my hand

Faster faster, come on master

I'm having girl trouble run run past her

I'm done

No fun!

I didn't get to have my one

Rap like a robot, just can't stop

Eminem thinks he's the fastest, watch me last this
Zoom zoom zoom zoom

Let's go faster

(faster)

Don't ask me

Just follow my lead

Mouth moving so fast starting to bleed

I'll catch you right there with supersonic speed

Dan Bull, my rap-brother

Let's just say were from the same mother

Calm down, about to pound,

All these rhyming words into the ground

Doing so good you can't stop me

I'll kill your ass in 123

Your on the stage and debating

No, come back

Why you fading

Do the damn rap and come back

I'm not stupid, I rap to love like cupid

I'm not a nerd, don't say a word

Cause I got 500 cash ya heard!

I didn't need an introduction

Cause the Pilkey sensation is causing concussions

Sonic vs The Flash

Who is super fast

Its obviously me

The one and only Pilkey T. D.

I was like a god with raps in high school. I still am. My folder is full of songs and raps. I'll put those in here too. Join the Pilkey Empire and I'll see you guys next time. (DanTDM voice) GOOOOD BYYYYYYE GUUUYS!!!