(IM ALIVE I SWEAR. TAKE THIS AS A SIGN OF SORRYNESS)
Gym. I have gym. (AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOOVVE YOOUU, I CANT BELIVE YOU DID THIS TO ME, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME...) Yeah, I'm not the best at P.E. so this is gonna be greeaat. On the bright side, I have MR. J-FRED and a Mr. Bryan as teachers.
I entered the gymnasium and saw Phillys, Ricky, and Bea Jay, the daughter of Baylee Jay, and a ton of other students that I had no idea what youtubers they were descendents of. They were stretching their arms and legs as I stood there confused. "Alright class, rrrrollcaalll!!" Mr. Bryan called out. After five minutes of people screaming "HERE!", MR. J-FRED started to explain the wierdest thing ever, and Mr. Bryan wasn't doing anything about it. "Alright. Today we are going to practice using our YouTube powers." MR. J-FRED stated. "That's right, even though it's coming from you, we would like a volunteer to demonstrate." Mr. Bryan continued, while MR. J-FRED tickled him with a plastic Hulk fist (REFERENCES). Maria shoots her hand up. Welp, who knew she was here? Not me. "Me! Me!" She begged eagerly. She was practically going to explode where she was sitting. Quickly, Mr. Bryan chose Maria to be the lucky volunteer to test her newfound YouTube "powers". "Oooookk, now Maria. All you have to do is channel your inner awesomeness, and yyyyou will activate your magic!" MR. J-FRED told her. "Actually, you have to channel your inner CONFIDENCE then you will get your magic....stuff." Mr. Bryan corrected MR. J-FRED. What in the actual derp is happening? My dad never mentioned this "YouTube power" WHY AND WHAT EVEN IS? "Uhmmm, Sam, you look pretty weirded out by this, is anything wrong?" A voice from my right whispered to me. I turned my head to see that Mark Jr. was worried about this and me. "Oh, I'm fine, it's just my dad never talked to me about this to me or Jackie at all." I whispered back. He scoffed saying, "Huh, lucky. My dad always went on and on about this. He even tried to see if me and Maria had our powers yet. Of course we didn't have them yet." I then thought about the part when he talked about Markiplier always "went on and on" about some random powers. He kept talking, but his words became a blur. Why didn't dad tell me about this? Was he keeping secrets? How deep does this go?
Eventually it was the end of the period and the noise of the bell jolted me out of my thoughts. Dad, we need to talk.
