Joke Seven:
Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a cat ?
A: A scaredy cat!
Joke Eight:
Q: What do you get if you cross a football player with a pay phone?
A: A wide receiver.
Joke Nine:
Q: What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
A: Mashed potatoes!
Joke Ten:
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I've a sore hand from knocking!
Joke Eleven:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Joke 12:
Q: Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?
A: The players dribble a lot.
Joke 13:
Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
A: She ran away from the ball.
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The Joke Book
HumorThis book is about all different kinds of jokes. Some will be really funny some will not be funny at all.
