Bipper (Gravity Falls Story)

Bipper ~1

Dipper's P.O.V
It's the 25th December, Christmas Day! My eyes flickered open at the sound of a door slamming. I looked over to Mabel's bed, the sheets on the floor and crumpled.
I looked to the table next to me, a sticky-note beside me.
I rolled over and picked it up, reading it.
"TO BRO-BRO"
"Me, Grunkle Stan, Wendy and Soos have gone to the Christmas Fair without you since you've been tired lately so we let you sleep. Love you lots -Mabel xx"
..Yes-

I adjusted my boxers, shoving on a shirt from on the floor. I ran downstairs, seeing the Christmas tree, one untouched present beneath it. I pondered for a second, before walking over and reading the tag.
"p̸͟͞i̸͟͞n̸͟͞e̸͟͞ t̸͟͞r̸͟͞e̸͟͞e̸͟͞   Dipper Pines"
Hmm... Alright.

I picked up the present box, running back upstairs. I undone the ribbon, the box suddenly popping open.

"HIYA SEXY~!"

oH GOD NO, BILL-