The weirdest people you'll ever meet

How it all started....

I was sitting in class looking at this hoe that walked in with no ass. She's my best friend Trinity (aka~ white trash). At the time we weren't friends so she sat a seat across from me. She started talking about Panic! At The Disco and I literally flipped a shit. So I thought maybe I should start talking to her. "OMG I love them!" I said. She looked at me and she's like "YASS!" Then we just kept talking about them(mostly about Brendon Urie). We also talked about Dallon because that's her husband.  We started talking about them a lot.

3 Months Later

We became "panic sluts"!😱 We didn't just talk about Panic! though. There was also Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, and ect..... {Just saying I'm face timing Trinity right now as I'm writing this and she's playing 21 guns. I swear this bitch could be my unbiological sister.} Anyways, we would constantly (thank god for Esteban) talk about bands like everyday.

Present Day🙌

Finally, Trinity and I are officially white trash best friends. We are both in jazz band(because let's be honest, who doesn't like jazz?). I'm so dumb cause I didn't even say who I was. Hi I'm Pete Wentz from My Chemical Romance and your watching Disney Channel. Just kidding, I'm April also known as ---> maplewood41321 . We have so much talking like seriously, from like Pete Wentz to Ronnie Radke. Which btw Ronnie Radke accidentally killed someone but, he's still hot af. Like I was saying *coughs* *end up choking on headphones* *Trinity claps*, Trinity is my all time favorite person to hang out with because let's be real, who doesn't want a bad ass friend? Cause I sure as hell want one, and I got one bitches✌️.

Trinity's boyfriend (aka WAFFLES)

So I feel like I should address that Trinity has a boyfriend named Alex and his last name sounds like Waffles so I officially call him Waffle. He practically lives in my backyard. I told Trinity that and literally her face was like "BITCH WTF!!!!?" But her action was like "YEET!!!"😂 (idk if this is important but I have a boyfriend too) in not a loner but when I was a loner it sucked ass just saying. I feel ur loneliness single people.

Brendon Urie is one of my celebrity crushes. He's my #1 and then #2 right now is Dallon Weekes. The rest are not important unless they move up to #1 or #2. Basically I just forgot what I wanted to talk about. In other news I just wanted to say that I hate it when people say "eww they r ugly" about my friend or my boyfriend and literally I'm just like "hoe shut the FuCk up! You don't know my friend or my boyfriend like I do so I suggest that u shut ur fucking mouth before I shove my foot down ur throat". It usually works every time lol.

Anyways I doubt that anyone is even reading this other than my hoe Trinity, but I'll write again tomorrow. Byeeeee😘

~April✌️