Mature oneshots

Cops and robbers

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"You've got to be fucking kidding me! You have no mother fucking proof!" Anger boiled through me as the cop through me in the cold cell.

"Shut up kid! We have 4 witnesses and a security camera that disagrees with you." The fat old cop stated blandly. Ok so maybe I did take a few things from a house and maybe I went somewhere I shouldn't have been. But it is the owners fault for leaving a perfectly locked door for someone to lock pick, disable the security alarm and steal a few things. I mean seriously!

My ass hurt from being thrown into the cell and falling onto the freezing floor.

"HEY! Don't I get a phone call or some shit like that!?" I yelled as I boosted myself off the filthy ground. I pressed my tan face in between the bars and looked inside of the small jail. There was only the fat cop that sat in the dimly lit room and I'm pretty sure he was either asleep or dead, but either way it was good for me.

I reached into my briefs and pulled out a couple of Bobby pins in.... You can never be to safe! It's not I'm a girl and can were them in my hair! So I got to work on the lock. Twisting the pins gently to the left I heard a satisfying click and I pushed the jail cell door wide open.

I slowly started walking towards the exit when I looked at the fat ass cop.

"Don't do it jace, don't do it... I'm doing it." I whispered while having an internal battle. I tip toed over to the cop feeling adrenaline flowing through my veins. That's when I picked up a sharpie off of his desk and got to work.

(Five minutes later)
I stepped back to admire what I thought was my best work ever. There on his fore head I drew a quiet detailed penis and an arrow pointing from it towards his mouth. And to finish it off I wrote words that were quote worthy on his cheek (face cheek you perves)... 'Insert dick here'... It was beautiful. 

But before I could start crying at my beautiful work a cough rang through the jail. And it wasn't my cough either. With hesitation I turned around to see a god! Broad shoulders, full lips, tan skin, brown hair, brown eyes, and fully fuckible! But that is when I notice is fine ass body was in a cop uniform and I'm pretty sure he wasn't a stripper.

"Sooooo, you come here often?" I laughed nervously at my own dumb pickup line.

"Yeah but I get the feeling you do to." His brown eyes danced with amusement. His voice made my knees go weak and I had restrain a moan as his words made shivers dance through me straight to my cock.

"So kid, do you mind telling me why you are out of your cell, drawing dick's on other men's faces?" He sat his plump ass on a desk and my eyes could not leave that sexy piece of meat.

"Uhhhh, well ummmm...." I was at a lost of words when his pink tongue swiped over those juicy lips.

"Uuuhhhhh," and that was when any sanity I had flew out the window with my dignity.
"IM LEGAL!" The words rushed out all at once and his sexy face seemed to be at a loss of words because he froze for half a second. But that half a second was just enough time for me to remember he's a cop... And I'm a thief... So I ran like the devil was chasing me!

I bust out of the jail and sprinted into the night. My high tops slamming  into the damp ground. Adrenaline pumping through me. My eyes scanned the outside and along side the rode I saw the woods. So I sprinted towards the trees. I was so close! So very close!

But suddenly a new force tackled me to the ground nocking the breath out of me. My back would obviously be bruised yet all I could do was stare at cop that tackled me.  His breath was heavy and he pinned my arms down with his hands. I struggled knowing I was about to get arrested so-