/Authors Note
Dayum, the formatting issues are real.
Authors Note/
Okay, so, let's get this started.
So we all know that the symbol for Illuminati is a green triangle with an eye.
Alright, let's forget those last two features for right now (because we all know apples don't have eyes).
Okay, so.
Green.
Green apples.
Green = Illuminati
What kind of apple is an impostor?
That's right, green.
The basic colors of apples are red, yellow, and green. Three colors. There are three sides of a triangle.
Now let's put those in order of least to most letters.
Red → Green → Yellow
Notice which one is in the middle?
That's right. Green.
And that makes the eye in the middle.
So, our conclusion:
Green apples are
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