My second dumb story .
So one time I had a dog name chocolate. I heard my mom calling my name. She was saying something like "Your Dog is going to poop. So I came running to the living room because that was where she was at. I saw my dog in a position where he is about to poop. So I get him really fast before he pooped. I got his butt in my hair. So then I take him outside so he could poop. I then see my neighbor from the other side of the chain link fence. I start talking to her. Suddenly I smell poop. I ask my neighbor if she smells poop and she tells me no. so then I turn my head around and see a chunk of poop in my hair. It was so DISGUSTING it was like gum stuck in hair but worse. Turns out I got my dogs poop on my hair while I picked him up.
Moral of this story "Never pick up your dog while he/she is pooping."