PlayStation Heroes Chatroom

Chapter one

Sly: wassup everybody

Murray: hey Sly

Sly: Murray you are literally five feet away from me right now is this really needed

Murray: I'm sorry Sly

Ratchet: lol what a loser

Murray: hey! I could beat you to a pulp you furry cat

Ratchet: I'd like to see you try *loads ammo into gun*

Clank: Ratchet; scientifically, if you and Murray were to fight without weapons... You'd be a goner, bud

Murray: yes! the Murray wins again!

Ratchet: ...you and your big mouth, Clank

Jak: howdy

Sly: HOLY MOLY WHO INVITED THE EGOTISTICAL MUTE

Jak: what did I do??? :(

Daxter: HELLO THERE MY FELLOW CITIZENS

Bentley: oh gawd. not him.

Daxter: you got a problem, nerd?

Bentley: why yes I do thanks 4 asking

Sly: peanut butter jelly time. Chuck Norris's beard. Spider-Man is actually Spider-Woman. cheddar cheese.

Clank: Sly is there any reason why you said those random things?

Sly: because my voice is sexy and I love hearing it

Clank: this whole conversation is over text you dimwit prick

Jak: burn...

Bentley: you know Sly sometimes you need to use your brain.

Sly: ...

Murray: I'm getting hungry. should we order takeout? what do you guys want?

Clank: Murray I am a robot and therefore I can't eat food. How about you think of others every once in a while :'(

Jak: yes friend I would like to eat the souls of my enemies.

Everyone: ......

Carmelita: I would like about five burritos.

Jak: A GIRL EW THIS IS A MEN'S ONLY CHAT WHO INVITED HER

Daxter: hey, baby. what's up? ;)

Carmelita: what's up? oh, that'll be my shock pistol up your ass if you flirt with me again

[ Daxter has left the conversation ]

Everyone: ...

Murray: *claps hands* good for you Inspector you made the twit leave

Carmelita: k great. my burritos now?

Murray: alrighty. wait, only if you're fine with them being stolen.

Carmelita: ... never mind

Ratchet: MURRAY??? YOU'RE A THIEF???