#RetardProblems

Umbrellas

(A/N: if a umbrella ever goes inside out you're supposed to make it face the wind)

One day my bestfriend and I were walking to our lesson in school. It was a rainy and cold Monday morning and we were using my umbrella.

Suddenly there was a gust of wind causing the umbrella to go up. And what did we do? Absolutely no shit at all! That's what!

"AHHH! WHAT DO WE DO?" My bestfriend shouted at me while we're getting soaked with rain

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" I burst out laughing and panicking at the same time.

"AHHHHHHH! SOMEBODY HELP!" I screamed out at the people who were passing by, because me being me, having no IDEA what to do, decided to scream at people. 

Then one of our friends Morgan came and helped us out.

"Calm down, you push it down." He tried to push it down. And guess what... IT DIDN'T FUCKING WORK. So he just walked off and left us to DIE.

My bestfriend turned around with the umbrella and it went down (A/N: because of the direction of wind or something) but as it went down it hit her in the face!

(A/N: I know, you probably think We are retarded... We are, but still... I'm gonna tag the retard right heeeeeere ----> xxOnehellofanekoxx I now know that your supposed to put the umbrella facing the opposite direction of the wind)