Missed You Pinetree (Bipper Fanfiction)

Drunk, and Drucker.

===Just a reminder=== I will make Bill act the way regular drunk pepole do TY===

Bill teloprted home. Except he teloprted right in front of the door. *Bam* "Fuck!" He got up and wobbled over to the bed. Dipper ran over to hug Bill. An angry expression made its way to Dippers face. "Where did you go.." Dipper almost yelled. "Uh.. for a walk?" Replyed Bill. Dipper threw Bill off from the Hug. "You went to the bar... WHY?" Dipper said trying his best not to wake Mable who was still sleeping. "Because I can.. and I-" Bill forgot what he was going to say
"Just go to bed!" Dipper said angrily. Bill pointed at Dipper.
And Dipper saw the flame on it."Who are you?" Bill flicked his finger while he said it. The flame flew right pass Dippers stomach. "Whatt?" Bill chuckled."You my friend, are unfair."
Dipper said once Bill calmed down and he walked to the fridge. Mable woke up a little later. "Hey what's up with Stupid, sorry I ment Bill" She laughed out. "He my sister, is drunk" Dipper giggled. Mable walked up to Dipper. "Wait don't tell me..." She said. "Hey he started it!" Dipper pointed at Bill who was wobbling around the room. "Fuuck don't tell me I have to take care of two drunk idiots. No way no how"
Mable grabbed her hot glue gun." I'm going to need to take risky measures.." She sighed. She grabbed Dipper. "Your not that drunk.. this should work." And she poured hot glue on his arm. "SHIT!" Dipper screamed throwing his bottle of beer on the ground making it shatter. "WHAT THE FUCK!!" He screamed. "It worked!" Mable smiled. She looked at Bill. He set the bed on fire Dipper put it out. "Yeah I can't fix that..." Mable says. An hour later Dipper and Bill are asleep. "That hangover is going to be nice.." She joked and sat on the bed making crafts until her back hurt too much so she went to bed. When she woke up she saw Dipper a d Bill sitting on the kind of burnt bed. "Soo. How's the hangover?" She laughed. "Hangover?" They both said. "Yup you too were drunk as shit last night" She joked. Dipper and looked at Bill. Bill was already staring at him. "I'm sorry I went to the area e cause I thought you hated me" Bill said. "Well... just so you know I don't" Dipper said. Mable was holding her back. "How's your back?" Bill asked. "Good" Mable said. "Shooting star do t you remeber I can read minds?" He chuckled. He fixed her back. "What about your stomach?" Mable said. "It's fine I good with stuff like this I guess" he replied. There were to busy talking to relise that Dipper had walked out. "Fuckkk" Dipper said as he banged his head against a nearby tree. Bill put his hand In the was as Dipper looked up. " Hey Pinetree how ya doing?" Dipper smirked. "What are you doing Bill?" "Nothing much.." he said then he took one finger raised Dippers head up and kissed hi before he left Dipper alone. Bill went back to the shack to see Mable bedazzling his top hat I black and gold gems."I like it." "I knew you would.." She replied. "how?" "Because I know you". It went silent. " I think I'm going to take a nap.." Mable says. So am I" says Bill. And they walk to different beds.