Italy: Germany, Germany! I'm home! And I brought England home with me!
England: you wanker you forced me to com-
Italy: GERMANY! COME SAY HELLO!
*silence*
Italy: *pouts* I'm-a sorry England. He has his "days" like this
England: What does he do on these "days"?
Italy: why a don't-a know. You can go find out if you like.
England: ok I will.
*England knocks on Germany's door*
England: Germany what are up to? *opens door*
Germany: *is laying in bed staring at POTATOES HANGING FROM HIS CEILING FAN, singing A Potato Flew Around My Room in German*
England: *BLOODCURDLING SCREAM* WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!
