Shrek was in his swamp, minding his own business, when all of a sudden, Elsa walked the fuck up to Shrek.
"Augh what the fuck are yhuuuu"
Lol
Little did they know that would be the start of a sHITTY LITTLE
SEXUAL
RELATIONSHIP
"Breh. Dotn u kno dat dis ees mai swaaahmp??2?2" Shrek winked seductively.
"Nah breh. Dis ees maiiii awaaahmp. Get wrekt!!420!!" Elsa argued. After a night with several ex-lovers, Elsa enjoyed getting highly inebriated. Elsa wanted this swamp. She must raise her future children somewhere. Elsa had a thought.
"Breh. fite me foar the swemp. "
"Ok breh,"
"Breh,"
"Breh,"
They were at each other's throats the entire evening. Once night fell, however, Shrek has a slight change in mood.
"EETS NITE TIEM NAO!1!1! I GO EENTO BONAR MOED!!!1!" Shrek howled. A large grin took over his face and a bump begged for attention in his pants.
"AND NAO ME MODE HAZ SWITCHED!!1! U HASNT ONE YET SO Y DON WE MAKE DID A SHRESKUAL CUMBATICAL EXPERIENCE EHH??2?2?2666??2??
!!1!!!2!!2!!1!!!!1!!1!111!!1!!1SHREKS DICK!!1!!3!:!2!1FROZEN TITIES!1?2!3?32"
And then they fucked.
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Shitty ShrElsa Fanfic/Fanart
FanfictionWho else ships Shrek x Elsa? I sure do. Shrelsa is love, Shrelsa is life. Here will be an anthology of super shitty fanart and Fanfiction. Bang bang. Warning: NSFW.
