The Truth about Frosty the Snowman

The Frosty the Snowman story that children know so well is a lie. A lie so well told that we now believe it's true. But I'm here to tell you the truth. 

Frosty was built when a young boy named Jonathan was angry at his Mom and Dad. He had just been yelled at by his Father and had stormed out of their old house. It was in the middle of winter of course and Jonathan decided to build a snowman to calm himself down. When he had finished building Frosty he realized that the snowman needed a hat. Jonathan quickly ran upstairs to the attic and started searching through old boxes.

He had finally found an old hat made by his dad's friend the Mad Hatter. Jonathan didn't know that the hat was magic though. Running back outside he throws the hat on Frosty and takes a step back to admire his work. Before his eyes Frosty began to come to life, Frosty was not a very happy snowman. For the hat on his head was cursed by the Mad Hatter himself, whomever wears the hat upon his head becomes evil even if the hat is taken off whomever is still evil.

Jonathan stood frozen in fear not sure what to do. To late he realized that he was turning into a snowman himself. Turning Jonathan into a snowman was a easy task for Frosty so easy he decided to turn everyone in town into snowman. For once evil had won, the only reason we know of the nice Frosty is because Jonathan's dad is the only one who had survived and didn't want anyone to know it was his sons fault for all of the deaths. For once spring came all the snowman had melted killing them. Except for Frosty, he comes back every now and then still evil.

Now that you know the real story of Frosty the Snowman think about all of those other fairy tales. For instance Snow White, well let's just say she got what she deserved. Little Red, she had killed the wolfs entire family.

I hope you enjoyed hearing the truth about Frosty. But watch out, it's almost time for a snowstorm and Frosty is never a happy snowman.