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List of pick up lines

This is a collection of pickup lines I found online and thought were immensely funny and amusing...

You must be the square route of two because I feel irrational around you.

If I asked you out, would you have the same answer you have for this question?

I'm going to punch you in softly in the mouth, with my mouth.

Dang girl! You must be my appendix because I don't really understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out.

You remind me of my pinky toe; little, cute, and I will probably bang you on the table later tonight!

On a scale from one to America how free are you tonight?

Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?

Doth mother know I'm removing her drapes?

Let's play titanic, you be the ocean and I'll go down on you!

Do you have 11 protons? Cause you look sodium fine!

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

And you a camera? Cause every time I look at you I smile!

Are you related to Yoda because Yodalicious.

If I were an enzyme, I'd be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

I can't taste my lips can you do it for me?

Are you an orphanage cause I wanna give you kids.

I'm the best swinger in town.

I like every bone in your body especially mine!

I'm no weather man but you can expect a several inches tonight!

Damn girl your ass is bigger that my future!

Tie your shoes I don't want you falling for anyone else.

Your on my list of things to do tonight.

You, me, handcuffs, whipped cream. Interested?

You look so innocent, you look so sweet. As long as I have a face you will have a seat.

I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours!

I'm French horny for your tromboner!

Your have 209 bones in your body, care to add another one?