Harley- Hello My name is Harleen Quinzel, but everybody calls me Harley. well apparently Gotham City says im a psycopath... Hm *beat* that's Quite funny, really it is. It doesn't make any sense to me because me and puddin are perfectly fine and sane. we just want JUSTICE! we need to kill the B man after everything he has done to Mistah J! You Would do the same if it was you. Yes i may be in love with a slightly crazy clown but its love and all is forgiven even if Mistah j makes me a little black and blue. he is a damaged soul that needs me to save him! after what his dad did to him I wouldnt blame him for taking his anger out on his one true love*beat* Its ok I just wear my white face makeup to cover the bruises so I can stay beautiful for my puddin!
Gordin: Harleen do you realize the joker turned you in to save his own ass?
Harley:*nervous laughter* no my puddin would never do such a thing! he loves me
Gordin: Oh Harley Joker doesn't love you he only cares for himself.
Harley:*Pause and looks down at handcuffed hands* *clenches fist*
That son of a Bitch. i gave him everything! i give him pie i give him the babies i give him me! *screams* I even put this white face makeup on so he wont have to seethe pain he causes me every day *wipes off makeup and reveals bruises and cuts* YOu see he would only do this if he cares because hes teaching me a lesson and sacrificing his well being to teach me! *laughs uncontrollably* I coulda been something mistah! i could of hav been an Olympic fucking gymnist but no i fall in love with a murdering psycopathic clown!* starts laughing so hard she cries* You see this is why us sane people are called the psycos because we arnt the crazy ones you are! *Beat* *quickly composes herself and starts putting makeup back on*
Im sorry what were we talking about again puddin *eye twitches*
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Harleen Quinzel Monologue
FanfictionA scene but it could be a monolouge that i wrote for the character Harley Quinn... I DO NOT OWN THIS CHARACTER Im just a fan of her
