One day I ate a turtle and then it came out of my ear. After that it married my sister. A random woman named Patricia came out of nowhere and then tried to eat my hair. I then attacked her and she said she was pregnant to a Goat with 5 eyeballs. I then said that she was insane and she corrected me that she was crazy. She told me she lived in an insane asylum and ate fetid the people there. A bird as big as the
C.N Tower came and kidnapped Patricia. I was walking home. I saw a homeless man and decided to give him my sandwich I ordered from Druxy's. He told me to screw off and then ate the sandwich and regurgitated it all over me. I then found some dog Poop and threw in his face. I told him it was chocolate. He then started to choke and eventually died. I felt bad. So I arranged a funeral but the only available date was in 4 decades. I didn't want to wait 40 years because id be 50. That would really suck. So I strangled the funeral people and they tried to call the police but then I smacked them in the head with a book and they fell asleep.
