I just fixed my face from the poop. It smelled REALLY bad and I thought I'd have a heart attack. I went to the doctor and he said I inhaled someone's poop and it's in my lungs. He said that it came to life as it went through my throat and nose and he showed me an x-Ray and he said that it was making babies in there. I told him it was gross and I sneezed so hard on him that all the poop went from my lungs to his face. He then fainted. I have a reputation of making people either faint or die. It's weird. I remember as a child that some old person came up to me and told me such a scary story I pushed him out my balcony. I'm now almost 17 and still wonder if he's alive. I hope he isn't because I can still remember his long mustache poking me.
