Honey, yo might think
I dance on a pole but in all honesty
it's yo mom's that does.
Maya da bîtch ere.
Ayeeee so I'm Maya clearly. Fûcking ginger. Deal with it.
Smh. I got 99 problems but you ain't one.
17? Yeah
Single? Yeah
Straight?Yup
Foot rubs? Of course
Chocolate? Why not?
Beer?Course
Drugs? Nahh
Movies? Hella yeaj
Netflix? With the chill?
-insert winking emoji here-
Sex; Calm? It's oka
Tough?Better
Dicks? Tbh idc about the size
Cheating? Hella wrong. They Love You bruh love dem back
Rude People? dickwads.
