DADDY! Hetalia Fanfiction

DADDY!!!

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America

I sat at a World Meeting, completely bored. I nibbled on the end of my pen, drawing random shit. And I ate a hamburger. England and France yelled at each other. Germany looked like he was about to explode in anger. Italy talked about pasta. Greece was asleep. Romano was calling Spain a bastard. The usual. I was particularly nervous today, because on the floor right above us, in DC, were the states. Having a meeting. Luckily, France and Englands' extremely loud noise was drowning out anything that might have happened, but I heard a lot of banging. "Um... America... what's that noise, aru?" China finally asked. "Ah, don't worry about it, probably just my government being stupid..." I lied. "ALBANY!!!" a voice called. I'd told them to call each other by their capitals, hoping that nobody would realize... "I'm sure everything is fine..." "EW! O-M-G! Austin! Your pen like, totally exploded on your shirt!" I heard California's voice. "I don't think you're even wearing a shirt. It's unpractical." "Shut up, Mary." "Don't tell your older sister what to do." a strict, male voice I knew to be Delaware came.  "Fine, I'll tell my older brother what to do. Shut up, Delly!" "Don't call me that!". "America....?" I got a lot of questioning looks. And suddenly, the floor broke, and my amazing young boys Alaska and Texas came crashing onto the table. "UM..., BYE GUYS!" California could be seen waving into the pit while the other 47 stared blankly down. "Austin... Juno... why did you crash through the ceiling?" "Sorry, Daddy, we-" "THAT WAS FRICKEN AWESOME!" I hugged them. "Dad! You're so immature!" Delaware complained. "America! Who are these random people?" England asked. "Oh... well this is gonna be hard to explain... hey, guys can you come down and help me out?" I called. Most of them jumped through the hole, except the original 13, Illinois, Nebraska and Arkansas. "HE MEANT THE STAIRS, IDIOTS!" New York called. "Actually, the hole is more fun!" I called up. "You've... jumped through holes in the ceiling before...? Dad, how come you have all the fun without us?" Nevada whined. "Awh fuck it." New York pushed Delaware down the hole. Delaware screamed like a little girl as he faceplanted. "NEW YORK!!!!! I. AM. GOING. TO. FUCKING. KILL. YOU!" Delaware held up his finger as the rest of the states jumped down. "New York? Dad? Austin? Albany? America, care to explain what's going on, aru?" China demanded. Yep, everyone seemed pretty pissed. "And why like 50 people just fell through the ceiling?" Spain added. "Actually, exactly 50 people. For some reason, the states are personified as nations... that was Alaska and Texas that killed the ceiling." "And you're seriously not mad at them?" Delaware complained. "Well... we have more important problems. Besides, it's a miracle the house is still intact. I'm not going to push my luck." I defended. Virginia folded her arms, rolling her eyes. She hated me. A lot. Ever since the Civil War... I sighed. "Awh, lighten up!" Georgia attacked Virginia from behind, wrapping her arms around Virgiana's neck. "FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO-" "SHUT UP!" Virginia freaked as Georgia began to recite the Gettysburg Address. "OUR FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS CONTINENT A-" "I SAID SHUT UP!" "A NEW NATION, CONCEIVED IN LIBERTY, AND DEDICATED TO THE PROPOSITION THAT ALL MEN ARE EQUAL!" Georgia said. "Georgia... stop pissing off your sister." I scolded. "Now is not the time." "Oh like I need you defending me!" Virginia snapped, getting in my face. I sighed, feeling somewhat resigned, and completely sick of Virginia's bullshit. "The Civil War was YEARS ago. You lost. GET. OVER. IT." I said, done listening to this. "Oh BECAUSE YOU'RE SO OVER THE COLD WAR!" she spat back. "The Confederacy is dead now. And until you get fucking over it, I have nothing else to say to you except so help me God if I hear ONE MORE comment from you about ANYTHING against the Union, or if you call the other ex-Confederates 'undedicated cowards', I will literally be done putting up with this SHIT you bring to MY household EVERY FUCKING DAY- Oh God, I sound like England during the Revolution..." I realized. Virginia huffed, but fell back between her siblings, all of whom scooted away slowly, eyes darting from me to her. I met the certain degree of challenge in her voice with unchecked rage.