Arkham dream?

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Me: ok so you people do realize that I am not gonna talk to you about me right?

Doctor: *sigh* I know. Guard feel free to take her back to her cell.

Guard: *drags me back to my cell by the restraints on my hands, then puts me in a straight jacket *

Me: yay another day in a jacket refraining me from drawing. *pulls out Alice in wonderland and starts reading using my feet and toes to change the pages* a knock sounds on the wall next to what's supposed to be my bed. Who are you and what do you want I yell at the wall.

Person on the other side of the wall: well first of all I am very bored and lonely so I thought I could talk to you. And my names Jerome...Jerome Valeska.

Me: ok well if you don't mind Jerome Valeska I am trying to read my all time favorite book here.

Jerome: oh yea and what book might be more important than me.

Me: Alice in wonderland.

Jerome: oh ok I see how this is... You have a thing for that mad hatter guy here at Arkham don't you.

Me: what no I do not.

Person on the other other side of the wall: can you please keep it down I am trying to get my beauty rest here.

Jerome: nah I think I'll just keep you up. I mean it's only like 12 at night.

Person on the other other side of the wall: excuses me, but i will not have you addressing the King Of Gotham in that manner.

Me: oh I didn't know that you were in here too penguin.

Oswald: PLEASE DO NOT CALL ME PENGUIN... miss... I'm horribly sorry I never got your name.

Me: oh... Um... Well my name is Bella Van Kalmthout and this here in the middle of us is Jerome Valeska... But I still have no idea who is on the other side of me.

Person on the left: Ok you people seriously need to learn how to shut up, I'm trying to write riddles over here.

Me: Excuse me Mr. Butthead.

Jerome: hay annoying dude on Bella's left what's your name.

Enygma: oh well if you horrible accept ions of human beings must know my name is Edward Nygma... But you can call me Ed if you'd like, or even Nygma. I mean at least that's what everyone at the G.C.P.D used to call me.

Oswald: wait you're telling me you used to work at the Gotham City Police Department.

Me: ok since we are all on a first name basis here why don't we all confess what we're all in here for. Jerome why don't you go first.

Jerome: it's simple I killed my nagging mother in cold blood and they thought I was crazy. How bout you Oswald.

Oswald: ok well as you all know I kinda killed fish mooney and about 15 other people.

Me: Ed why don't you go and then I'll tell you why I'm in here.

Enygma: I accidentally killed my one of my co workers that had abused the girl I liked, then once I eventually started to date the girl I accidentally killed her once she found out I had killed her previous boyfriend and called me crazy, then once i realized what I had done I had to hide the body so I went to burry it in the woods, but some hobo came over to me and questioned my motives so I had no choice but to murder him to. Your turn Bella.

Me: alright then, I may have accidentally ran away from home, and once the Police started looking for me I had to hide. Then one of the police men found me and my best instinct was to kill the man so I did. I ended up working with the mob for a bit until the claimed me insane and that I needed to be fixed.

Oswald: might I ask what your job at the police department was Ed.

Enygma: I worked in the morgue with all the bodies and found out the cause of the persons death.

Jerome: well this has been an interesting day good night everyone.

Enygma: goodnight OZZY, Bella, Jerome

Oswald: goodnight

Me: *gets shooken violently* uhhhh not now. Go away guards I'm trying to sleep.

Mom: guards what? Bella get up you have for go to school.

Me: School? What?! Where am i ?!! Jerome  OZZY Ed where are you?!!!!!!

Mom: Bella what are you talking about there is no one else here except me you lily and your dad.

Me: It must have all been a dream... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*gets up to take a shower but slips on something.  Bends over to pick it up* it's a note?

The note is the picture at the top please don't read it until you read this.

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 13, 2015 ⏰

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