If I lived With Them

Telling The Rest

Today I'm going to tell the rest of my friends why I'm not at school anymore. Starting with Karen.

"Hey Luke I'm gonna FaceTime the rest of my friends to tell them if you wanna sit here to prove that I live with you guys."

"Ok."

"Hey Karen."

"Hey why haven't You've gone to school?"

"Because I moved."

"To?"

"Australia."

"With?"

"5sos."

"How can I believe you?"

"Hey!" Luke screamed as he popped up on the screen.

"You weren't lying?"

"Why would I lie?"

Then he quickly kissed me on the cheek.

"Did he just kiss you?"

"Yes yes he did."

"Are you two dat-"

"Yes we are dating."

"And is your hair blue?"

"Yes."

"Who did that?"

"I did!" Michael yelled from across the room.

"Who was that?"

"Michael."

"Ok anyway I got to go so bye!"

"Bye."

"Now we tell Kaleb."

Hey Kaleb."

"Hi. Where have you been."

"Australia. I now live with this guy and his 3 best friends."

"Are you talking about 5 Seconds of Summer?"

"Yes."

"Are you two dating?"

"How can you tell?"

"He's holding your hand and he looks like he's on the urge to kiss you."

"Ok first of all we are dating and second of all his name is Luke."

"Hey its Luke the Gay Guy."

""WHAT?!"

"Kaleb that's not his name."

Btw my friend kaleb thinks he's gay and dating Michael so he calls him that...

"But I thought he was-

"He's not gay clearly because he's dating me."

"I thought he was dating Michael."

"Excuse me um what did your friend just say?"

"Yeah um I have to go Kaleb."

"Bye."

"Hanna?"

"Yeah."

"When you were in school did your friend think that me and Michael were dating?"

"Yeah."

"And what did he call me?"

"Luke the Gay Guy."

Not Kidding he really calls him this he did it today in school.

"Any other friends to call that will probably freak out like Sophie?"

"My friend Skylar loves you guys and she doesn't know I went to live you guys."

"Ok."

"But let's give out hints that we're dating to see if she notices."

"Ok."

"Hey Skylar."

"Hi who do you live with now?"

"This guy." I said after Luke leaned over to the camera.

"WAIT, WHAT?!".

"I live with 5sos."

"Did Michael dye your hair?"

"Yes."

Luke kept poking my cheek to give hints to Skylar. I poked him back and I she was looking confused. He was poking my nose and I can tell she was figuring it out.

"Are you guys dating?"

"Yes."

"Lucky."

"You're the only one of my friends who thinks Luke is cute. Besides Sophie and Jazmine."

"I know that's because most of our friends are boys."

"Your friends don't really like me do they."

"In school I had mental problems with you. They thought you weren't cute except John because I got him into you guy's somehow. I showed him Castaway and your cover of American Idiot."

"Hold on I gotta go Hanna bye."

"Bye."

"Hanna what do you mean "Mental Problems with me?"

"I had an obsession with you and everyday I had a new background of you.

"...?"

"Exactly."