Aries - "Thanks Pete"
Taurus - "That is wild Patrick!" "Face down-" "WILD"
Gemini - "No thanks Pete"
Cancer - "IN AN ARIELRUND, SUGAR WE'RE GOIN DOWN SHWINGING"
Leo - "I have such a lady boner, shwing"
Virgo - A Sven ya a revicilaba *Pete holds up Patrick*
Libra - *Patrick waves his fingers creepily*
Scorpio - *Deals arms*
Sagittarius - Emo Trinity
Capricorn - Peterick
Aquarius - The whole irresistible video
Pisces - Fedoras
