The sad truth about call of duty gamers.

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"Get your heads down! DOWN DOWN DOWN!" My friend seth was shouting over his mic on Call Of Duty. "I don't see jack!" I say trying to get my mountian dew from the table next to me, and i find myself struggling and falling over. Damnit. Damnit damnit damnit is all i can think, not only did i fall over on the cold floor, i lost my killstreak. "What the hell! This is a bunch of bullshit!, I almost got an UAV!" "Shut up mikey boy, it will come back in no time;I'm coming over man, we can split screen it man." "Alright" I say finally getting my mountain dew, "see you in a bit" and he signs out on that note, now i wait.

All of a sudden i'm running from these.. devilish things. No matter how fast i run they go faster, way faster. Then i hit the ground, and it felt so real. "Mikey boy, get up man" seth said while scavanging the fridge. "Help yourself man, toss me a dew?" I say getting up trying to forget the dream. "We gonna kick some zombie ass or we rocking it on multiplayer?" i ask popping open the can of dew. "We're doing zombies man, lets see if we can get passed level 14 before you get pissed and chunk your controller across the room" Hurmously laughing at the thought."Shut up man and lets do this shit."

We find ourselves on round 33 on tranzit, that's the fartherst we ever got alone and on splitscreen. "Holy shit man, look out!" Seth says right when i turn around to see what he ways running away from, then i saw a huge wave of zombies coming towards me and i am in a corner. I am fucked. As i got raped in the corner seth is laughing his head off. "Man it's funny as hell when you get killed, look at your face it's as red as my hai- NO NO NO! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Seth was to busy laughing at me to realize that he got raped in a corner as well.  "Nice going man, we both got raped!" i said giving him a high five. "Now lets do some multiplayer, I just got 2nd prestiged and i'm heading for 3rd" "Alright man, lets try to play without the mics, we are just doing a friendly game right?" he says looking concerend and humored at the same time. "Yeah man, no raging from my part."

RIght in the middle of our 3rd match on domination, there's a familar voice over the mic that i heard before, perhaps from school? He was cussing out this little kid that had a mic to, the kid was asking to be in his clan, and i'm guessing the kid was a nice guy from the way he spoke and the way he sounded. "Shut the hell up squeaky ass kid! You can't be in my clan, we are to badass for squeakyass kids like you!" He sounded angry and that pissed me off. "Mikey, what are you doing man?" seth says launching his swarm. Reaching for my mic, i put it on and go to the little kids defense. "Hey man, why don't you leave him alone. He's just a little kid that wants to play call of duty with you, is there really any harm for that?" That pissed him off. "HEY STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS MAN! I SWEAR I WILL FIND YOU AND KICK YOUR SKRAWNY ASS" "Mikey why are you getting in their business?" seth says looking worried. "Mikey boy. I will kick your ass if you don't leave this lobby. Now." Then i realized it was pete. This big jock at our school, a douchebag but somehow gets everyone to love him. "No man, i will not allow you to do this shit to little kids, get off and leave him alone." "THATS IT MAN. I ASKED YOU NICELY NOW I'M COMING TO KICK YOUR ASS." Then he leaves the lobby. "You think he's serious man? You think he will come and kick my ass?" I feel like i'm going to puke. "No man, think he's going to blow it off. Besides i don't think he knows where you live so you should be fine."

We wait for about an hour or two before going back to zombies. We got to round 13 before we heard a scratch on the window. "Hey man what was that?" i say turning around. "Probably the barriers i'm rebuilding, don't be paronoid" He looks humored. I blow it off until i hear a knock on the door. "Seth, there's someone at the door and my mom isn't due home until another hour, is it Pete?" I say running into my room grabbing my baseball bat. "Man i don't know, maybe your mom forgot something and she's here to get it." He says getting up. I'll get the door, just get your bat ready if i get attacked by ninjas" Seth reaches the door and hesitates, "Mikey boy, I smell sweat and .. bacon?" He said backing up. All of a sudden the door came crashing down and in all of his sweat and glory it was none other than the walking garbage truck, pete. "Mikey boy" He says holding a jagged blade, "Time to get what's coming to you!" He came in with unbeileveable speed, charging and swinging the blade. He got to Seth first, but seth didn't take the hit as i thought he would. Seth reacted with strength and courage i never thought he had, swinging at pete, kicking, pounding him on the ground, i was remotely surprised by this act of bravery. "You're dead Seth, DEAD!" Pete roared as he literally chunked seth across the room and landing against the wall, he fell with a thud. "Seth!" I try to reach him but Pete Was like a charging bull heading towards me, i have no other choice. I swing the bat as hard as i could and it made contact with Petes Brick built chest, like ares, the god of war, he fell with a thud, hopefully this is the end of this.

I dialed 911 and awaited for their answer, before i could state my name Pete Charged and caught me by surprise. "Mikey boy, should have stayed out of it" and then i felt a sting through my stomach. I looked up at him and his blade was covered with blood, not his or seth but my own. I hear seth scream "You bastard!" and seen him get up, that is when i blacked out, and never awoke.

(Keep in mind, I didn't take this story serioulsy. Just thought i should share some call of duty expierence going throughout the world today.)

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