Wowie!

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Sans looked around him and spotted long legs behind a bush.

*mettaton stop stalking me

*Darling,the human brought me here!

Frisk waved.

Nyeh heh heh! The book works!

*Frisk, you could have asked me if you were going to bring your friends along!

Sans whispered to himself.

(i'm glad that papyrus was there)

~Back in Sans' and Papyrus' house~

Sans looked at his phone. Toriel texted an ASCII snail.

He put away. Frisk was at their house. Papyrus was making spaghetti.

Frisk walked up to him.

*huh? don't say it...........

>So it's just more than puns huh?

*uhhhh-

SANS GET YOUR LAZY BUTT HERE AND GET YOUR SPAGHETTI! HUMAN YOU TOO!                                             

Sans did nothing which tricked his brother into giving the spaghetti to him.

~Eating~

Papyrus picked up his brothers strange behavior.

SANS? WHY AREN'T YOU EATING YOUR SPAGHETTI?

>He's probably thinking about goat mom!

Sans tried not to blush. 

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!! EVEN THOUGH I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE A LOVE INTREST, I KNEW YOU LIKED HER.

He ran to his room embarrassed.

He took the silver key and ran out of the house.

He ran to his secret workshop and locked the door.

*i just don't get it... i love puns and want to be a comic one day but why am i so emotional......

He took out his phone and texted Papyrus' phone.

(going to alphys' to watch some anime

see ya!)

Using his shortcut, he was there in one minute.

Alphys is not that shy anymore. She is now dating Undyne. She is starting to become like her girlfriend though.

He walked in and saw Alphys writing fanfiction on the Undernet.

*hi

*Hi Sans, I'm totally not writing a shipping fanfic about you and Toriel.

*heard you stalk frisk. i bet thats how you know about that. and i don't like Tori!

*Tori??????? Oh my god that was the nickname Asgore would call Toriel. Proof that you like her!

*fuck 


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