31 Day Challenge 2015

Day 5

Have any of y'all seen that Volcano short? Lava? It's adorable. Like, so cute. And the movie was amazing too, srsly. So, write the story of that! Or, like, one bit of that, you only have one day.

I have no idea what this is. So here's a story about a volcano with a cold.

Vesuvius hated colds, it hated them them with a burning passion. Whenever it got one it would start to cough and then all the magma from the mantel would come out and go everywhere. It's start shaking and ash would come out of cerevisiaes it didn't know exist. Then everybody would run away and really all Vesuvius wanted was to be wanted that's why it made sure that all the soil was fertile because humans really were sluts for fertile soil I mean seriously. The worst bit by far would have to be when it threw up the pyroclastic flow though and it was disgusting really and killing everything around Vesuvius was not fun even if the soils got fertile again. 

There was also the Pompeii incident, Vesuvius didn't want to get a cold and really the shaking should have warned off all those Romans but they had to stay and all die and nobody would let it live it down. Every time it met up with another volcano they would bring it up, even when they themselves had erupted. The problem with having the most famous eruption Vesuvius supposed but it really hoped it wouldn't happen again but it had another cold and so soon after that little sniffle in 1944 as well. It was preparing for more Pompeii jokes and the aftermath of the cold but really all Vesuvius could do was weather it out. 

Sometimes it really hated being a volcano.

Ta da, I'm amazing (does this actually count? Please say yes.)