Young Wild and Free (Hetalia AU)

Confronting A Spartan

France's pov

I began to run my fingers up and down the side of our table, feeling the texture of the wood between my finger tips. An awkward aura cast over Ivan, Alfred, and as we sat in a rather painful silence. The three of us were only together to escape the fights that were occurring amongst our roommates, so it was mildly uncomfortable.
"So, do you-" before I could finish my sentence, immensely distinctive accents filled the room.
"How was I supposed to know that an electric tooth brush isn't a 'socially acceptable' vibrator! Those things work harder than anyone in my coun-Oh hey Franny," an arrogant noirette greeted, a slight gleam stitched her metallic looking eyes.
A slight chuckle escaped my throat at the rather interesting conversation that the perverse military brat was sharing with the egoistical Prussian and the happy go lucky Iberian.
"Bonjour, Helen, Gil, and Toni," I  greeted my three close friends. "So what did I miss after I left?"
The awesome albino and sexy spaniard exchanged a similar glance, while the shameless shrew's ever present smirk seemed to deepen further into her cut up features. Before any of the three troublemakers could answer, three figures that I knew all too well entered the building.
"Like that's her!" A thick valley girls accent called out, as she crossed her arms around her exaggerated chest.
I quirked an eyebrow upwards, deciding that it would be best to merely watch and see what happens. An all too familiar brunette approached Helena, a mildly annoyed look stitched her blue irises.
"Sparta, right?" Sophie cocked her head towards the side. "Beverly told me that you punched her and then left?"
The smaller hellion merely shrugged her broad shoulders, a look of amusement dancing across her Greek features.
"Pretty much," Helena acknowledged, before taking a sip of her alcoholic drink, that anyone with in a five meter radius could smell.
"I would love to insult your intellect, but you don't have any," Sophie retorted, merely causing Sparta to take another swig of her drink.
"And I would love to insult your appearance, but nature beat me to it," the noirette retaliated.
I stared back at America, who shook his head in disapproval of the Bostonian woman and the blunt vixen.
"I hope you choke on the dicks you suck, war-whore," Massy narrowed her eyes, as Helena set her drink into Prussia's hands.
"And I hope you choke on the shit you talk, Masshole," the naughty noirette cheerfully responded, an arrogant smirk stitching into her features.
Half of me expected Sophie to either scream in Helena's face, whilst the other half assumed that the brunette would end up starting a fight with the narcissistic noirette.
"You know.....You're alright," the intellectual American nodded her head in approval, shocking both my fellow allies and bad touchers.
"Wait what?!" The blonde drama queen loudly exclaimed, irritation spreading across her facial features. "You were supposed to confront her, not make friend with her!"
"Making friends with Helena, that's a first," Anglettere muttered, causing the spartan to extend her middle finger in his direction.
Massachusetts's ears perked up at this, before an excited look spread across her milky white face.
"Hang on...You have good comebacks, know how to fight, and England hates you?" Sophie thought aloud, eyeing the immature vixen up and down. "Well I'll be damned! You're sort of like a less smart version of me."
Sparta quirked an thin dark eyebrow upwards.
"Or you're a less sexy version of me," Helena chuckled, causing Massy to grin.
"Bruh, we should go out for drinks tonight!" Massachusetts suggested, causing the alcohol ridden female's full grey eyes to light up with fire.
"FUCKING YES!" My annoying Spartan friend loudly called out, before turning to everyone else who appeared to be observing this conversation. "You guys can come if you want to, just meet us at Mangle's at eleven."
I inwardly chuckled. Mangle's is the bar that's anything but good news. I knew
that if everyone came then we'd be in for one hell of a ride.

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Sorry this is so short and late. Next chapter will be better and longer and it'll finally be interesting and less boring!