So we all know you leave cookies and milk for santa so he can eat a little from his long ride around the world right so
I WOULD HATE TO BE SANTA...
One kid leaves you glutton free cookies without sugar and a small bottle of Vitamin water. Okay I understand your household might be glutton free no carbs health but I'm Santa I'm not going on a Diet so chill I'm the Jill old Fat man for a reason.
That family that didn't even try like they just left you a bottle of water and like three stale animal crackers that look like a lion, tiger and bear all in the same anime like. WTF I'm bringing you presents and you don't even try like I understand maybe you're in a tough situation the money is right but I don't want stale animal crackers.
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Reason Why You Dont Want To be Santa
RandomSanta is cool and all but what about those little things that make it horrible
