Kicky Kicky Flow by Dan Bull

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Hey!
Turn off what ever tune is on, and listen to
this new song!
It's BlueXephos, The Yogscast, The
Goon Squad
What ever name you want to call us, fine
let's move on
And clarify a few things to avoid
confusion

No need for PayPal, vouchers or a
coupon
You can see us free of charge, like a
neutron
We won't blow the roof off, but we'll put
a roof on
Both obsessed with little cubes and I'm
not talking croutons
So get your shoes shone, to a sheen
Put your feet upon the futon and is upon
the screen

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole
I'm DanBull and in kicking a flow
Kicky kicky flow, kicking a flow!

I'll introduce the duo, to the newest
YouTube viewers
Xephos is Lewis and Simon's who
Honeydew is
You'll lose all kinds of funny fluids,
flatulation
Blood, sweat, tears, humors and the
tangy taste
Of the runny gooey liquid, oozing from
Jaffa cake!
We've got new tips, music and
animations
So I wanna see your, hips, thighs, and
your fanny shakin'
Rihanna's nothing in comparison to
Granny Bacon!

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole
I'm DanBull and I'm kicking a flow
Kicky kicky flow, kicking a flow

Oh God! You're logged onto YogPod,
With more devout followers, than the
God Squad
There's seldom, if ever, been such a
realm or dimension
Bringing that much traffic, That you can
hear the sound of the engines

Oh, and by the way, as well, did I
mention?
The fact that we've got more links, than
a Zelda convention?
You can tell there's tensions, but it
probably isn't sexual
So any innuendo there's an ineffectual
But mention Jaffa cakes, and Simon
practically masticates
He's dream meal's a stack of them, upon
a massive plate!
I've even seen him eat a Jaffa cake
flavored pasta bake
And after ate even more, instead of After
Eights!
I wonder where exactly does he keep
them all stashed away
The number crunchin' is too massive to
extrapolate!

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole
I'm DanBull and I'm kicking a flow
Kicky kicky flow, kicking a flow!

Dan Bull, rappin' on behalf of the Yogscast
Swingin' harder than my diamond axe,
when I'm choppin' logs fast
I'm unsurpassed, When comes to rap
with Bombast
So turn up the volume knob and
increase the contrast!
At long last, Here's a rapper that's a
gaming geek
Entertaining people, amazing speed
The pick of the bunch, the bigger the
swing, the bigger the punch
I pick up a thing up off the floor and
mining ore
(Cha, Cha, Cha, Cha, Ching)
Double-time rap with a bit of Minecraft
Hope Mojang didn't mind that!
Take a hit of my track, to the ear canal
You'll be like "Bleeding 'ell"
One, two, can you hear me know?
Oi, honeydew, does it ring a bell?
It's been years since your ears felt
like this
You're Isabel to my Israphel
Many men'll wanna make a rap track
better then me
But they never will, because evidently,
they lack the skill!
(Ah!)
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole
I'm DanBull and I'm kicking a flow
Kicky kicky flow, kicking a flow!


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