So, if you live in New York, you most likely never heard of our small town of Spring Valley, but maybe if our school, Pamona Middle School. Aka, a school with more fights then WWE, more hoes and sluts than pornhub, and more trees then the African Savanna. But here is some things you need to know for this story.
Our school has a code of referring to people. It goes like this,
Evergreen Trees: Tall ass eight grader with ratchet hair.
Palm Trees: Tall kids, but not too tall.
Bushes: Our mildly tall kids.
Shrubs: Our smallest kids who look like ants compared to our trees.
So now that you know that, you should also know that we have a fight every. Fucking. Week. Some girls think they can fight trees, then get their ass beat, then act tough and shit, like they are OG, but they are wimpy bitches.
But at my school it's like
You a hoe👉🏾
You a bitch👈🏾
You think that your cute as shit👇🏾.
You a Thot👆🏾
You think your hot🖕🏾.
Oh no no no,
No your not.
STOP🖐🏾.
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