Night Gaurd Randomness

Pizza

Chapter 1: Pizza

It was a normal night for the guards, all of them where enjoying left over pizza that was in the kitchen, and decided to have themselves a feast with it. However, they didn't notice there was only one slice left.

"Yeah baby! Last slice!" Mike yelled as he grabbed the slice from the box. The other guards also grabbed the last slice, and all looked at each other with wide eyes.

"I'll have the slice!" The guards said all together, but then they glared seeing how they all wanted the slice. "No I'll have it." They all glared, and started to fight over the slice of pizza.

"I saw it first!" Jeremy yelled.

"Nope I saw it first!" Scott the Phone Guy yelled back.

"Give it here!" Vincent the Purple Guy yelled trying to grab the pizza back.

"Here. I'll take it." Fritz said.

"No its mine!" Mike yelled.

All the guards started arguing and yelling at each other on who should have the pizza, but Fritz sneaks away with the pizza. "Ha-ha. Suckers." Fritz said ready to eat the pizza only to be snatched away from Jeremy.

"You're the sucker. Sucker!" Jeremy said only for Mike riding on his swivel chair snatches the pizza from him.

"Sorry Jeremy but you're the looser." Mike yelled, only to be pounced on by Vincent.

"So are you, looser." Vincent said holding down Mike.

Mike struggled to get out of Vincent's grasp, but Vincent snatches the pizza away from Mike. "In your dreams." Vincent replied.

"Sorry little bro, that's mine," Scott said taking the pizza from him.

"No its mine." Fritz said trying to get the pizza back, only for the guards to argue some more. Realizing arguing will get them nowhere; Fritz came up with an idea.

"Guys! Guys! I got an idea why don't we compete for the slice. Whoever wins eats it." Fritz explained to his coworkers.

The guards looked at each other and nodded in agreement. "Your on." Vincent said.

The guards then put the pizza back in the box, and went to another room, so no one would be tempted to eat the pizza.

"So what's the game?" Vincent asked.

Fritz thought about it for a moment, and smiled when he had an idea. "How about the doctor game Vincent recommended us to play?" Fritz asked.

Vincent smiled, but everyone disagreed. "No!" The guards except Vincent yelled back. Vincent groaned in annoyance since the guards disagreed with him on his game.

Fritz then smiled when he thought of another idea. "How about Monopoly?" He asked.

"We played that 100 times now." Jeremy replied.

"Not to mention it will take us a few days to decide on the winner." Scott said to prove Jeremy's point.

Mike then smiled when he came up with an idea. "How about chess!" He said.

"I'll go against you for that. Mikey." Vincent said going up in Mike's face.

"And me and Jeremy." Fritz said.

"So I'll play who ever wins first." Scott said.

"Deal." Mike said.

The guards then go to Scott and Fritz's backpack to grab their chessboards and lay them on the table, and the guards where ready to play, while Scott just watched them.