Kill The Fly
After closing hours at the pizzeria, Scott came in the building to start his shift. What he didn't know a fly from outside followed him in, but he didn't notice it. Since they had half n hour till their shift, everyone was in the break room relaxing before Freddy and his friends came out and 'play' with them.
"Hey guys." Scott said coming in.
"Hey." The other guards replied just doing their own thing like drinking coffee, or reading the newspaper. Scott got himself some coffee and sat down next to his brother, Vincent.
Just as everyone was relaxing the fly from earlier came into the break room, and started flying around. "Great a fly in the office." Mike said as he rolled up the newspaper and tried killing it. "Get back here!" he yelled trying to kill the fly.
The guards look up from their usual doings and see Mike trying to kill a fly. "Mike what the heck are you doing?" Vincent asked.
"There is a fly in here!" Mike yelled trying to swat the fly only for him to swat the only coffee machine in the entire pizzeria and destroy it. The guards look up with wide eyes and look at Mike.
"Mike, watch what you're doing!" Fritz yelled.
Mike then looked guilty, but glared at the fly still buzzing around. "I know it's this stupid fly." He said trying to swat the fly.
Jeremy then takes his magazine and decides to help Mike with killing the fly. As he swats it he accidently hits Vincent in the face. "Sorry." Jeremy quickly said.
Vincent glared and used his magazine as well to hit Jeremy over the head. "Oops. Sorry." Vincent mockingly said.
"Ow." Jeremy moaned rubbing his head.
"Guys. Knock it off and help me kill this fly!" Mike said.
"Right." Jeremy and Vincent said at the same time, and helping Mike to kill the little bug.
The three guards tried killing the fly, but once the fly landed on the table, they pounced on it, only for two things to happen, the fly getting away and the table being broken.
"Wow real mature guys." Scott said looking at the three guards and the broken table.
Vincent looked up and glared at his brother. "Its not our fault. It was the stupid fly." Vincent replied standing up and dusting himself off. Mike and Jeremy did the same thing.
"Here I got this." Fritz said as he rolled a piece of paper into a ball and threw it at the fly, which was on the framed poster of Freddy. The fly escaped, but the paper ball for some unknown reason when hit on the poster made it fall and almost land on Scott.
Scott stood still for a second and looked at the poster, and glared at Fritz. "Will you be careful!?" Scott yelled.
"Sorry." Fritz replied.
The fly then flew into the dining area, and Scott sighed seeing that the fly won't bother them no more. "Ok it left, so let's just leave it alone." Scott then looked up and sees that the other guards have left the room to chase it. "Am I the only mature one around here!" Scott yelled seeing the other guards are like little kids.
As the fly was flying around the guards where still chasing it. "After it!" Vincent yelled leading the way of the other guards.
Way behind, and now starting to get tired was Scott. "Wait up!" Scott yelled as he now finally caught up with his buddies. However, the fly was near his face, and before he could swat it, Vincent hit him in the face with the paper, but like before the fly missed it. "Ouch! Dang it man!"
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Night Gaurd Randomness
HumorBesides watching killer animatronics from 12-6, Mike, Jeremy, Scott/Phone Guy, Fritz, and Vincent/Purple Guy have these random moments with each other. Follows my AU