Whew, i did it i just uploaded my poem on Wattpad. Still i cant belive Danny did that to me i thouht to myself while scrolling down his page on wattpad
All those 'O...i love you. you light my life up' and ' your the one ' all those was all a front, something to keep me on my toes. To screw me and i fell for it. Im such a dumb ass. I knew a hot boy like him wouldnt just go out with me just cause he loves me or something like that.
"hhhmm....." i sighed out loud to myself. looks like ill never fined true love ,huh. That love is in the air sh*t . I used to praise it, bow down to it, and now i hate it, i just want to kill the quote every time i see it. Like what kind of idiot would mak a quote like that. Didnt the person that made the quote think of...
"Ashley! Get down here now .. you've got to see this" my mom screamed snapping me back to reality.
"Comming maa." I screamed back while clikcking off his profile. As i ran down stairs to see why my mom was making all that commotion when....
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH MMMOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM !" gross what is that on the living room chair.
"What is it honey?" my mom asked with a sweet smile in a sing song voice. of course i shouldve known my mom was behind this.
" MMMMOOOOMMMMM why would you do this you know i hate cats and what kind of cat is that ! mom ooo im soo getting you back for this ." i practically screamed at my mom . by now i was standding on the coffie table but i know those things could only puonce about 2x there size but i wasnt taking any chances.
"Ashley get down from there. What in the world are you doing up there.its only a cute little cat." my mom said while cuddling with the beast."your soo adorable. arnt you cute? yes you are, yes you are."
" mom , great no it paralized you too. now were all gonna die" i said
"Ashley stop being so dramatic and come pet this innocent little cat " when she said the last few words she looked the cat in the eye and kissed its fur. the cat did look cute and it was little baby cat all cute and the cute nose and mouth right above those eye... wait did mom just say innocent? oh no
"mom please tell me you didnt get another animal from the animal center. this is your 5th one"
i said to my mom, while getting off the table." realy mom, you have a serious prolblem to adopting animals" i said chuckling at the same time. I liked animals to but my mom has a dog, a goldfish, an iguana, a bunny,and now a cat. Great just ,just great . if you come to my house your first thought would be that i live in a zoo, seriously im not kidding my mom dosent belive in cages (except for the goldfish of course)and only puts them in one when its bedtime for them.
Yes imagine a iguana slugging around your bedroom when you wake on your bed.
Dont worry i know your probally thinking 'what if it takes a leak on you or something' well thats coverd. My mom spends like the first 3 weeks to potty train them. Yes i know it sounds weird potty training a bunny, but when my started this addictoin the dog pooed in my room so i got mad and practically threatend her to pottytrain them or im going to throw them outside when shes sleeping (sounds mean ?too bad when you wake up in the morninng with some brown stuff on your pillow next to you thats when it gets real.)
"okay mom maybe your right, the cat is cute but im still not taking any chances." when i was twelve years old, i saw a stray cat and mom said i can have after we check it and stuff at the vet. so i took care of him for two days. on the third day i was cuddling with it when all of a sudden it got an evil look on its face and attacked me. it chased me for twenty minutes then ran away. i never saw him again nor did i ever stumble upon a catlike that again but to this day i have a small grudge against cats... But i secretly like them too ,but no one needs to know that.
"mom im going to my room" my voice cracked at the last part because i was remebering Danny. wow im such a mess.
I went upstairs and went on his profile. He had already changed his bio to single. what a bastard. I realy want him back. But dont at the same time.Ah shut dumn ass he cheated on you and left you for someone else you are done with him. Iwent on his wattpad and saw he was flirting with a girl on his meassge board. Alot . I know how to get him back i went on and typed
'hey baby, what a good time we had last night and i know you cant wait for more. I seeyour playing with some girls head. Babe dont do that to her. Spare her some dignity. anyways dont forget to bring condoms.....lol.....xoxoxo ;)...love you'
as soon as i enterd it in the girl flamed. she started to cuss him out. then me for a little and went right back to him. Wow i wish i could see his face right now and fell on the floor with laughter. thats what he gets. the player just got played.
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HumorAshley had it all, she was at the top of the world. But then it collapsed on her right there. her boyfriend Danny cheated on her, shes having complications with her friends, Just great right, As Ashley goes through these hurdles that every teen...
