Us and our sneaky ways(a one direction story !)

Carrots don't make me red you do!

---Nialls POV------

This girl is bloody brilliant !I mean this entire thing was so perfectly planned out and she says it only took her three days to think the whole bloody thing up!I was just so shocked and clearly so was Simon because he wasted absolutely no time inviting her into our trailer and she was incredibly eager to agree and walked forward full of confidence like she knew exactly how this would go ,I couldn't help notice an unusually silent Louis making eyes at her the whole ten second trip back ......

---Keleens POV---

To easy.This had been way to easy.But at the same time it was shocking I hadn't actually believed this would work . at all . But I mea hay who was I to complain ?! This was well to be honest amazing beyond my absolute most favorite dreams ...and no I wasn't exaggerating cus I had one of the most sought after talent scouts and five international super stares on my tail I prayed to the lord I was keeping up my sly facade and thanked aunt for making me remember me guitar ,for I had almost forgotten it with all my nerves while leaving the house ,I had actually stored it in one directions luggage compartment which was way to easy to access might I add , I mean some crazy Lass might sneak in there I wont lie the idea crossed my mind once or twice while I was watching the concert ...while we where walking Zayne turned back to me looking confused "So um Keleen care to explain why exactly you aren't fan girling I mean not to be mean but we normally get tackled when meeting any fan even close to putting in enough dedication to pull off what your doing ..."I chuckled "Well for starters I'm not exactly a huge fan I enjoy your music but to be honest I don't know a k of alot about you ,um would you like me to tackle you to the ground ?Please inform me if Ive been rude by not doing so already I wouldn't wish to dishonour British customs no matter how strange and unbecoming of the culture they may be"I fained guilt and smiled sweetly  Zayne scoffed "YOu couldn't get me to the ground not just little lonely you ten girls while that's a different story yea ?"I was shocked "You really think I couldn't take you down ?"I chuckled raising a brow every one had come to a stop and was watching our exchange with intent faces "That love is exactly what I think you one little fan girl Im one big super stare "He laughed and I knew he didn't see it coming when I dove at his knees wrapping my arms against him pulling him close and dropping him to the ground half way to his head making impact to the ground I shot my hand out catching him and slowly dropping him down so he wouldn't be hurt I straddled him "First don't call me love I don't think its cute unless I'm dating you ...which Im not. Id have to find you attractive for that to even be possible and even then I wouldn't be able to put up with your stupid bloody ego for more then exactly two seconds..."I heard the other boys chuckle while Zayne starred up at me shocked "Second I am not nor will I ever be a fan girl ...to any one . I am way to mature to go goo goo over five boys in nice clothes singing melodies a two year old could pick up in under three seconds . "Simon scoffed while the other boys laughed a little harder "and thirdly "I pressed my arm down on his chest forcing him to groan "Don't ever under estimate me .Ever."I raised both eye brows hoping up lightly "understood ?"I reached out a hand to lift him up He nodded the boys where all doubled over with laughter "How much do you weigh ?!"he asked "Well hasn't your mum taught you anything ?Never ask a girl her weight...but 100 pounds I was on the national girls rugby team up in-til I moved...guess I learnt some stuff..."I giggled lightly "Yeah was one of those super human strength ...?"He rubbed his neck "Are you talking smart to me ?" I raised a single brow "N-no!!" the boys laughed harder "Chill ,I wont kill you ...that would probably ruin any chance of me signing a record label with Mr.Cowell over there "I gestured to Simon whom was turning red with the laughter he was trying to contain I gestured to the trailer door ,"Shall we?"I grin brightly 

---Anastasias POV---

We could here muffled voices from out side but that was it we had been in here at least three hours Athena was passed out snoring softly ,she looked so very innocent ,not like the girl who had shoved me a diagnosed claustrophobic since grade one into this incredibly small and very unbearible position ...the door opened and I stopped typing I closed my eyes trying to listen in to the conversation 

---Nialls POV---

Oh My God . Could this less get any better the girl had taken down Zaynes newly formed ego in under two seconds at let me tell ya it was priceless as we drove off the boys made small talk with Keleen just asking her what ever question popped into there head and there where some really weird ones -cough-Louis -cough- "You must lve carrots right?I mean you ate so many your hair turned red right ?"He grinned curios and innocently and if looks could kill well Id be mourning over pour Lou's body right now but thankfully they couldn't and Keleen replied "I am so 'red' because thats the colour my hair changed when I look at some one I positively despise "Lou looked confused "But your looking at me..."He frowned "Oh...."He looked like he might cry "Oh jeez Louis I was just kidding "Keleen lent over the table and enveloped Lou in a hug Louis was grinning from ear to ear with a mad blush it was pretty funny ...Simon finally had enough "Okay then lets get to work eh?"We had been driving about thee hours and Im honestly shocked it had taken this long ...and then there was a scream from the ....from the luggage compartment?Oh god what now?" We all leaped up and Keleen muttered to Louis "Told ya I wasn't the only one crazy enough to think about hiding in there ..."I looked over at her as Simone opened the door "Must be your town then yeah ?" And then we saw tovery pail faces looking up at us ....

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