Rant time with Cinnamon

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Me and Cinnamon will both be posting this on our pages because we both took part 
Little warning, this might end up being something else other than a rant, also swearing, sorry ;)

Bold means Cinnamon
Italic means Demo
Bold italic - Both
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I going through skittlestheskitty 
's ''THE STORY OF MAH LIAFUUUUU v(- 3 -)v'' book and i found a chapter about a youtube channel called 'ourthirdlife'

oh boy
this is gonna be painful

Alright, just by looking at their channel...
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they like....Donald Trump...
oh boy, i can already tell this is going to be a disaster, Demo, take the lead.
Thank you Cinnamon
now, lets see
''GRAVITY IS RUNNING OUT''
to correct you, gravity in general, keeps us to the ground and holds everything together, its like an infinite source for all i know.
Oh? You were running out of breath? You were running, thats literally the answer
Oh? You were running faster than ever before? Might be pushing ya' self there, best idea is to slow down and take a break, unless you were faking it, which is actually possible because your just another idiot on the internet with a brain the size of a pea
(OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
You say your haters dont phase you but i'm going deeper into your videos and i find
'I HATE YOU ALL'
heres another thing:
another video titled 'FURRIES ARE DISGUSTING' but theres an earlier video thats titled 'i am a furry'
get your head screwed on properly please
Gonna jump in real quickly
theres a video called 'I LOVE MEMES'
(oh god)
and then earlier, there is a video called 'STOP CHANGING MY THUMBNAIL TO PEPE' which makes me assume there was a hacker in the account (thank you hacker, thank you)
oh this is intresting! a video called 'TUMBLR SUCKS! I HATE YOU TUMBLR NERDS'
aw, its not everything you want it to be? too fucking bad, also too bad there is no escape from tumblr, also honey, you're just being a hypocrite, you complain on your videos, they also complain, its normal, shut the fuck up.
Also, why do you hate tumblr? what the fuck did they do to you?
Carry on Demo <3

Thanks Cinnamon, wait...hold on
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''MY MOM IS ABORTING ME BECAUSE I CAUGHT AUTISM''
uh Cinnamon...you can...take this one...i'll just, chill for a second

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oh, so now they're making fun of autistic people?

YOU.CANNOT.CATCH.AUTISM.IT.IS.A.DISORDER
I honestly HATE anyone who decides to joke around with it, ITS SERIOUS, I WAS BORN WITH IT, I HATE IT, I DONT LIKE HAVING IT, I NEVER DID.
oh boy, if only i could just...PUNCH YOU RIGHT OUT OF THE PLANET I SWEAR I WOULD.
Don't fuck around, be serious mother fucker, its a disorder and its not a joke.
Please do everyone a favor and shut the fuck up.

Yeah, this is probably why i decided to join in on the rant
incase of shit like this
this idiot thinks Dillon the hacker is her boyfriend? Talk about...very uh...strange
books are for stupid people?
no honey, you just can't read one because your attention span is only 3 seconds long!
''I think i'm in the Illuminati help me''
the Illuminati would never let someone as stupid as you be apart of it!

''LET RAPISTS LIVE''
bitch do you wanna go there

Oh my god, please just--
''HOW TO BE JAPANESE''
just stop--
''HOW TO SPEAK AMERICAN''
this is too much--
''I Had Ebola''
Throw me into the void--
''DAD JOKES ARE OFFENSIVE''
stop--
''WHATS IT LIKE BEING A MEME''
please--
''STOP KILLING THE SUN''
please just leave this world and never come back...

Demo, my brain cells are dying, i'll finish this off though
Knock yourself out my friend
Ourthirdlife, stop being idiots, go get a life, get a functional brain
and stop being such an insensitive pile of shit

DEMO AND MEME OUT!





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