Your name is John Egbert. You're in the 7th Grade. You love you're friends more than anything, espically Rose Lalonde. She's absolutely beautiful and funny, you would take a bullet for her, but you would do it for your other friends, Jade and Dave, who are a thing right now.
It's time for you to get to bed. If you go to bed late it'll be too late to escape your dad and he'll make you eat cake. Oh gosh you're sick of cake. You dream peacefully of so many things.
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The dreaded alarm clock rings and rings, waking you up. Just in time so you can escape your dad. You get dressed, and walk to school. You see Jade walking sad. "Jade what's wrong" "Dave and I just got into a big fight" "Did you two break up" "No" "Where's Rose and Dave" "Dave's already ahead of us, you should've heard the screaming it was terrible, and something happened with Roxy, Rose will be here, she'll just be late" "What happened to Roxy" "Collapsed this morning" "I hope she will be okay, if anything like that happened to Jane, i'd be upset". You love your big sister Jane and you would die inside if anything happened to her.
Jane, Roxy, Jake, and Dirk are juniors in high school. It's funny because Jane's your older sister, Roxy is Rose's big sister, Jake is Jade's big brother, Dirk is Dave's older brother or 'bro" as he calls him, and they're all best friends. Then there's You, Rose, Jade, and Dave, who are best friends just like their siblings
"If anything happened to Jake, i would be worried as hell, he has all those guns in his room" . "Oh Look, There's Dave" "See you John, i'd prefer not to be in another fight with him".
You approach Dave. "Me and Harley got into a really big fight on the way to school, it was LOUD, but not too loud, i'm too cool for that" "Yeah I walked with her to school, she told me, did you two break up" "no, it'll all be cool by today"
You leave Dave alone. He's your best bro and all, but sometimes you wonder if that apple juice gets to his head. You see Rose coming out of her car. You're worried for her.
