Alec: *walks into Magnus's apartment and sees Simon and Isabelle making out*
Alex: NOT AGAIN
Isabelle: Alec-
Alex: I CAN'T ESCAPE IT
Simon: Um...
Alec: THE HORROR
Magnus: What on earth is wrong-
Alec: I'm going to shoot myself. In the head. Right now.
Magnus: Alec, you're overreacting-
Alec: *runs away*
Magnus: *turns to Simon and Isabelle* You guys are really cute and all, but this is my house. Get out.
Isabelle and Simon: *hurry out the door*
Magnus: They're gone, Alec! You can come back now!
