Rewrite of Total Drama All-Stars finale

The Final Wreck-ening

"This season on Total Drama All-Stars, fourteen competitors returned for another shot at one million dollars. Your favorite heroes and villains battled for supremacy in our most painful and grueling challenges ever. But, it was the betrayals that cut the deepest: Gwen dropped Duncan; Alejandro could walk the whole time; Courtney lied about wanting to go to the end with Gwen; And Mike repeatedly left his best friends in the lurch! Or, was that all the work of Mal, Mikes evil new personality? In the end, Zoey won the penultimate challenge, and Gwen and Scott took a ride in the Flush of Shame. After twelve killer challenges, we're down to our final two players. Who will take home the one million dollar prize? Will it be Zoey or the evil genius, formerly known as mike? Find out right here, right now on the season finale of Total Drama All-Stars!"

*Theme Plays*

Zoey is sitting in the film room. She is watching clips of Mike being Mal.

* * * Zoey's Confession * * *

"Mike's been Mal longer than I thought, but that doesn't mean Mike's not in there. Right?"

* * * Mal's Confession * * *

"She knows I'm not Mike, but still brought me to the finale? Oh, her devotion to Mike is touching," Mal snickered. "And with Mike being trapped in my subconscious, that million dollars is mine."

* * * Confessions Over * * *

Meanwhile, in Mal's subconscious, "Here we are! Welcome to The Tower of Mal!" Manitoba exclaimed.

"Uh, why ain't it guarded by bouncers or dogs or an ugly cat or somethin'?" Vito asked.

"Mal just figured we'd never get this far," Mike said. He then looked at the door. "Check it out. This door has got five people on it. There's also five of us. This must be the right way. C'mon, let's get inside!" Mike started tugging on the door and he pulled it down onto the five personalities. They all screamed.

"Agh! I knew it was too easy." Chester said. He and the four others tried to push the door off of them. However, they failed.

"This can't be how it ends. Was everyone pushing their hardest? Everyone said yes but Chester.

"What? I've got noodles for arms!" Chester said an excuse.

"On three! Everyone! One, two, three!" The personalities pushed the door off of them. They all headed inside.

"Yeah! Nothing can stop us!" Mike shouted gleefully. It echoed up the spiral staircase that went all the way to the top of the tower.

Back in the dramaverse, it was time for the challenge. "Good morning, finalists. Meet me in the forest clearing and get ready to diet." Chris said. "Sorry, typo. Get ready to die!"

"Thanks again for bringing me to the finale," Mal says to Zoey, acting like he is Mike, as they are walking to the challenge. "I know things have been--"

"I didn't do it for you, I did it for Mike." Zoey interrupted. "And you can drop the act."

Mal's hair falls back down as he says, "Oh what a relief! Pretending to be that boring was really getting to me! What did you even see in him?"

"I'll take boring Mike over evil Mal any day."

"Oh, Zoey, don't you get it yet? There's no longer a choice. Mike is gone and he is never coming back." Mal laughed evilly as Zoey gasped.

* * * Zoey's Confession * * *

"Is mike really never coming back? No! That's just what Mal wants me to believe. I hope."

* * * Confession Over * * *

The two make it to the forest clearing. They stand in front of a curtain as Chris speaks. "Congratulations on making it to the finale. It's something you'll regret for the rest of your lives, which will likely be rather short since this final challenge is so vicious, so brutal, so savage, that our lawyers said we had to change it."