Chapter 1 - The Ice King's bew fanfiction

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I stare at the ceiling. I must've been sitting here for a good five minutes. After helping Princess Bubblegum with the welcoming party for the new candy people, she told us to come home and rest. 

"Man, I'm bored" I mumble 

"Me too" says jake sinking deeper into the sofa. "Do you wanna go hang out with marcelene?" 

"Nah, bro, she said she needed some time to practice her new songs"  

Jake lets out a grumpy sigh. 

Someone knocks on the window. Both jake and I jump, surprised, and walk over to lift up the curtain. With his face glued to the glass, Ice King taps his fingers against it, even though he clearly already has our attention. 

"What do you want Ice King?" I ask, slightly annoyed by him. I shouldn't blame the old guy, he's had a messed up past, but math! he's freaky and always stirs up trouble. 

The Ice King starts mimicking something that means he wants us to open the window. 

"Should we?" I ask jake 

" ah, I don't know man, it's Ice King" 

I look back at Ice King as he makes puppy dog eyes, making me roll my eyes and finally open the window.  

He sprints inside and starts talking really fast "Jake, Finn, I wrote another fanfiction, can you please hear it!?" 

"No way man!" I say. The last time he read one of his fanfictions to us he kept us in his castle for three hours! 

"Aw come on Finn!" He begs "Finnie, Jakie, please. Do it for your friend Ice King!" 

"Man, I'm outta here" says jake, getting ready to leave 

Ice King's face contorts, his eyebrows burying down in his forehead and his mouth tilting to the side with anger. He raises his arm and makes ice appear around mine and Jake's legs and feet. 

"Ice King, are you serious!?" I protest. 

"It won't take long, I promise" he looks at us, his eyes sparkling, his facial expression now completely changed. We stare back at him, annoyed. He takes that as his queue to start reading. 

He rattles on about Cake the cat and Fionna the human, the female versions of me and Jake.  

How awesome would it be to meet a female version of me? Have someone with the same interests as me woyld be algebraic! I imagine us going on crazy adventures together, defeating monsters and laughing at Jake and Cake's jokes. We would make farting noises and laugh because she would be just as immature as I am. We would play BMO together and eat Finn (and also Fionna) cakes in the evening and at night we would try to contain our laughter after drawing a mustache on Jake's face. It would be great. Man, I wish I could meet Fionna. 

Suddenly, a wild thought comes to my mind. No one said I couldn't meet Fionna! There must be some wizard magic spell to make us go inside that book. There has to be! 

I poke jake "Hey Jake," I whisper "how cool would it be if we could actually meet Cake and Fionna? Think about it." 

"Bro, that would be amazing!" 

The Ice King looks up from his book "Ahem! This is the most exciting part!" 

"Hey Ice King, do you know any spell that would make us go inside your story?" I ask 

He stares at me, his expression blank at first. "Of course," he says, blinking once "that is one of the most basic spells a wizard should know" 

Jake and I both look at each other "Sweet!" 

"Well, can you make us go there right now?"I half-shout, excited 

"Sure." 

The Ice King extends his arms before him and moves them in circles four times, and finally makes a triangle with his fingers, pointing them at us, then at his book, an everything goes blank.

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