AUTHOR'S NOTE! Okay so new concept! Japan! yep, you know what that means! Yen, last names, san chan all that good jazz. So In case you give up mid way Hashira=sora Ikeda=Riku and Hashira Roxas=Roxas I knew a lot of people would get confused with 2 Hashira's so yeah c: I'm not changing the concept I worked too hard, sorry for all the puns.
"COME BACK WITH MY FUCKING MONEY!" woah woah woah, before I even explain what the hell he's screaming at me for, let me explain what's going on. My name's Hashira, Hashira Sora. When I was thirteen I started watching my brother sneak these little tube things into my house. Two years later, I'm fifteen! Yay! And now...my life is shit. I got so curious one time and did it with him, now he's my drug dealer and man, he's a huge dick. Our parents kicked us both out and now we're living on the streets of Sakai. Why are these dicks so tight with their money? Well anyway, my brother is now chasing me with a gun in hand screaming at me for his 2427 yen, you know he still owes me that 2427 yen from three years ago! Asshole, well that's my life right now.
"COME BACK WITH MY FUCKING MONEY!" Hashira sprinted down the street, holding the bag of crack in his hands. "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" Hashira used that old trick that his brother always fell for when he was little, hide behind another wall. He sighed and rubbed the hair out his face, sitting down and opening the bag. "Shit man! I totally fucking scored!" he pulled out his handy dandy card and started chopping it up. "Hashira Roxas is gonna catch you, or maybe his minions, who knows?" Hashira looked up and saw a tall man in a dark jacket, dark purple jeans, and tennis shoes. Hashira jumped back and hid the bag, snarling. "Whoah there feisty, my name's Ikeda, Ikeda Riku." Ikeda bent down and Hashira almost bit him like an animal. "Jesus you druggies really are dangerous." He sat next to him and handed him around 3000 yen. "This should pay off your debt and then some, right?" Hashira looked for a minute then grabbed the bag swiftly and opened it up. "Woah! You're fucking kidding me?! Why the hell are you giving me this? What's the catch? Is this some sugardaddy shit?" Ikeda sighed "no, I'm a drug dealer of my own, but I don't touch that shit, and I don't let anyone get murdered just cuz they don't have 2427 yen." "Ah Ikeda, the friendly neighborhood drug dealer, might as well get you a medal for drug dealer of the year award!" "You know, cocaine isn't always what it's cracked up to be." Hashira twitched. "Hey! Only I can make shitty jokes around here!" "Really? Then we should have a rivalry of shitty jokes then." "LET THE PUN WAR BEGIN!" Hashira yelled eagerly. "HEY THERE HE HIS! GET HIM!" Hashira looked around and grabbed both bags swiftly. "Ikeda you seem like a good drug dealer, be mine?" Ikeda nodded and stood up, grabbing more cash out his pocket and walking infront of him, smiling."I'll protect you." Hashira Roxas looked at Ikeda and laughed. "Well if it isn't the friendly neighborhood drug dealer!" Hashira looked up at Ikeda "damn it I thought i came up that!" Hashira Roxas looked around Ikeda and laugh manically "YOU HAVE MY BROTHER?! GIVE HIM HERE, I JUST WANNA PLAY!" Ikeda threw the cash on the ground and Hashira Roxas scurried to grab it, immediately getting back to his feet. "There's his payment! Now get the fuck away, or else." "Or else what? You're gonna use the forces of goodness and friendliness defeat us?" Ikeda turned to face Hashira "What is he?" "Delusional" "Fair enough." Ikeda grabbed Hashira's hand and ran out the ally way as Hashira Roxas' gun started firing down the ally way. "YOU JUST KEEP RUNNING YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! YOUR NICENESS WON'T SAVE YOU OUT IN THE REAL WORLD LITTLE BOY!"
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Hashira and Ikeda panted heavily, Hashira dropped his bags down and slid down. "Fuck...how'd you know he'd shoot?" Ikeda sat up and heaved with each breath. "I knew your brother all my life, I knew he was gonna shoot by the look in his eyes." Hashira teared up and looked down. "It fucking hurts you know! Your brother trying to fucking murder you for money! Not even that much either!" Ikeda sighed "that's what that shit in your bag does to you." Hashira shot up and scooted back. "A-Are you the police?! You're the fucking police! Get the fuck away from me you snitch!" Hashira stood up frightfully, falling backwards and scooting back in his state of panic. "Police? Nah, I just wanna help people who need it, the color in your eyes have faded." Hashira blinked then shook his head "If you knew my brother all his life, what's my name?" "Hashira, Hashira Sora." Hashira blinked again. "I only really remember you cuz you made that stupid fucking joke every time." "what did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved! HA!" Ikeda shook his head and stood up. "Yeah okay I'm not your dealer anymore." "NO IKEDA I'M SORRY!" Hashira hugged his knees and whined. Ikeda looked down and smiled. "This is gonna be a good friendship Hashira." Hashira looked up at him and smiled. "Yeah."
