I woke up to the smell of food and immediately woke up from my sleep. I'm the most food motivated bitch I know. Offer me food and I'll find a way.
I took a shower and put on a a black bralette, grey peasant sweater, blue ripped jeans and some white chucks. I threw my hair in a low bun and headed down stairs.
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"Hey dad!", I said attacking him in a hug.
"Hey princess", he said, finally hugging me back. I let go and took a piece of bacon.
"Hey, I didn't tell you to take the bacon. No one touches the bacon", he said turning to me. Grabbing the piece back from me and putting it with the other four pieces.
"Im hungry", I said and shrugged.
"Go be hungry somewhere else. Never touch my bacon again. I made you girls pancakes. Go eat those", he said shooing me away.
I turned around and was suprised to see Harley.
"Har, what are you doing downstairs so early? You usually take a lot longer to get ready", I said looking at her.
"I'm going to school with a friend today and he leaves kind of early so I got up early."
"A BOY?!", I squealed. I ran and tackled her onto the couch.
"Do you know how big this is? My baby sister is going to school in a car with a boy!"
"One: He's just a friend, two: I'm just a year younger than you, not a decade, and three: GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!", She screamed gracefully in my ear.
Note the sarcasm.
"OW! I'd like to keep my hearing longer than the age of 18" I said while backing off of her.
She rolled her eyes and continued," Whatever. Just don't embarrass me. I know how you get when you're happy for me. Matter of fact stay away from the door", she said and I nodded.
There'a no way in hell I was going to stay out of this. I was going to be a nosey as it gets.
The door bell rang and I sprinted to the door to answer it. Harley tripped me before I could answer the door and it was like in the movies when you fall in slow motion. She stepped over me and answered the door.
"Hi, Jason", she said twisting a piece of her hair around her finger.
Ahah! His name is Jason. Score one Nova.
"Hey, Harley. You ready to go?"
"Sure. Let me just get my bag. You can come in", she said and stood aside to let him in. She closed the door and started walking towards the stairs.
I got up and brushed the imaginary dirt off of my leggings.
"Nice house", he said and sat on the couch slowly
"Thanks", she said and starting going up stairs, "Give me a couple of minutes"
"Okay", he said chill-like and leaned back .
Me being the nosey big sister I am I walked to the couch and sat next to him. This little punk wasn't taking my sister without a little interrogation.
"Hello, Jason" I said crossing my legs and leaning my head to the side in a creepy manner.
"Hi. Are you Harley's sister or something?" he said frowning.
"Yea aka her protector and best friend so STRAIGHTEN UP!" I said and he did "Hunch backs are not attractive! Do you want to be alone forever!?!" I said and he shook his head fast.
"What kinds of grades to do you have?"
"All A's and a B" he said and tried inching away from me.
"A B!?!? You have a B?!? Where are you going to get in life with a B?!?!" I asked getting closer to him.
"I-I don't know. I wan't be an engineer a-and I don't think a B would harm that" he said shrinking into the couch.
"W-well fix your priorities!" I said mocking his stuttering.
"Ok. Done. Now can you stop, you wierdo?" he said, his voice cracking.
"Sure but one last question. Have you ever commited a double homicide?"
"No?"
"Why did you hesitate? Are you a murderer?!?"
"No. That's just a really strange question" he said breathing hard.
"So you're not a murderer?!",I said and he shook his head so fast that I thought he was going to get whiplash.
Ooh. That rhymed.
"Good. Now smile more! You look depressed! And trust me buddy, if you hurt my sister in any way, and I mean ANY WAY! I will cut off your hands and staple them on your back to look like wings. Hopefully you'll fly south for the Winter so I won't have to see you. Are we clear?" I said pointing my finger in his chest with anger laced in my voice.
He nodded his head.
"I wanna hear you speak Jason! Now I said, ARE .WE. CLEAR?!?!" at this point my finger could have touched his heart because of how hard I was poking him.
He nodded repeatedly, " Yes m'am"
I leaned back just when Harley came back down stairs.
"I'm ready, Jason" she said with her backpack slung on her shoulder.
Jason got up and walked to her.
"Have fun!" I said in a cheery voice.
"Fun? We're going to school but whatever. Bye Nova", she said turning the door knob.
"Bye Harley...and Jason", I said and he turned around to look at me. I narrowed my eyes at him and he hurried out the door.
Harley smiled at me before closing the door. She must've heard me screaming at him. But she knows that I look out for her because it's just what big sisters do. Believe me. The interrogation was necessary. That kid isn't right. But he'll be after I'm done with him.
