The tales you are about to hear are of a pigs and how they dominated the world. Hector was born June 69th 2000. He was not more than three pounds he was put in the Geico testing lab. They tested hector about his cognitive function and how fast it took them to solve a rubix cube. Hector was the fastest pig in the pig basket. But then something happened All the pigs were being exited from the facility because they were just stupid pigs. All of the pigs were being shot in the back alley but once hector knew of this he went running to find someone who could protect him. He found a man in a big white van that said Declan on the side. He hopped in the man didn't notice he was in the truck so he just kept driving and then stopped at a house. He got out of the truck and opened the back he saw a baby pig fingering itself and oinking. Awwwww what a little cute pig I'll keep him said the man. So the man named herald raised hector until he was eight. Hector was a Very intelligent pig he could solve long divison problems and solve a rubix cube in 2.5 seconds. Hectors life was all going well until one day when he was home alone he heard a barking noise hector ran outside and started attacking the dog that was barking he ate it in on bite like a donut. That's when the owner of the dog ran over to heralds house and said he called the animal control they were going to take hector. The animal control took hector while he was reeing and screaming they brought him to a pig zoo where he was in a bunch of cages with other dumb pigs. Hectors days there were very bad he felt like he was taken from his home . While hector was sad herald was having a grand old time . Herald never visited hector in the zoo either herald just fucked bitches all day. One day he decided to visit hector but when he saw him he screamed and said ewwwwwwww whats the fuckin ugly thing looks like ms paulmary. Hector was so offended he ran over to his pig support group so they could help him feel better. They said that herald is an anus and to take him out of hectors life. Thats exactly what Hector did.
