Chapter 8

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WARNING THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS VOMIT. Please don't read if you are sensitive to this kind of stuff.

You didn't spend the night anywhere for a long while after the whole falling down the stairs incident. Which was not good for you since you are not a homebody. Christmas is only a few days, so you were really excited. You didn't know that Finland was Santa, but the rest of the house did. Denmark had the hardest time keeping it a secret and he almost slipped up several times, your innocence only being saved by a few well-timed tie chokes. 

             You, Mei, and Sealand were all plying Super Smash Bros. after you and Mei had tag-teamed Sealand for around 10 rounds, resulting in many wins, you decided that you dacided that you were hungry. Unfortunatly, the only thing in the fridge was beer and herring. " We could just eat dirt" said  Sealand. " You just want to video tape it and put it online" said Mei. " Well  then what do you suggest?"  You say. " Let's try the beer, I bet it's filling."  Sealants idea sat with you a second, and then you and Mei agreed, after all what's the worst that could happen.


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              You each downed about five each, completely emtying the fridge. Everything was so fun, until you all started throwing up. Sealand got to the toilet, Mei to the back door, and you on the floor because you weren't fast enough. It burned as much coming up as it did going down. When you got done, you heard the toilet flush and the back door slam shut. You all met in the living room, all looking at the pile of vomit in the center. " Come on guys help me clean this up" you said with tears in your eyes. You didn't want anyone to find out what you all did. After you had cleaned up the living room with some pinsol and a mop, you went to rinse off the back stoop when you discovered that Hana beat you to it ( dogs love eating vomit for some reason). After being slightly discusted, you went to clean the toilet to make sure there was no smell. Last but not least, you restocked the fridge from the stockpile in the closet in case they ran out. Just as you had started your eleventh round of Super Smash Bros. , All five Nordics came in loaded down with groceries. You pause and helped them put everything away. To this day, the only evidence left was the bad smell on Hana's breath, resulting in Finland giving her a bath and brushing her teeth. 


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