Chapter 1: WHAT?!

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by PokemonLuverOMG

by PokemonLuverOMG

(IMPORTANT: Skip to the prologue a few chapters ahead, then read this.)

Canada woke up. He rubbed his eyes and put on his glasses. When he had gained vision, he saw the American flag. He looked around and saw he was in a messy room, full of wrappers, empty soda cups, and half eaten burgers. "How did I end up here?" Canada asked no one in particular. "What?! Why do I sound like America?!" He got up and ran to the bathroom. He looked just like America, which wasn't actually that hard to do. His hair was a darker blonde, and instead of his curl, he had a sprig of hair. But what caught his eye was that he still had his violet eyes. He ran back to America's room, and put on his everyday clothes. "I'll go back to my house, and see if the same thing happened to Alfred!" He said, running out the door.

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America jolted awake. "Wha? I'm awake I'm awake. Wait, why do I sound like Canada? Pfft. Whatever." He said in Canada's soft voice. He reached over to put on his glasses, and when he did, saw he was in a tidy room, with the Canadian flag. "Wut." He said, getting up. The bedroom door creaked open, and a white polar bear walked in. "Who are you?" It asked. "I'm the hero!" America replied. Kumajiro looked confused. He shook his head. "I thought you were Canada." America (in Canada's body) dashed to the bathroom. He let out a tiny squeak. "Wow, is it impossible for Mattie to scream?" He asked himself. In the mirror, he saw he was Canada. Canada looked just like America, with a few minor differences, and less of a hero than America. "Wait, I still have my blue eyes! I'm going to go to my house and see if Canada is there." He said after he had put on Canada's clothes. "Get away you little mutt!" He scolded at Kumajiro, who just ignored him and followed him. When he was out of Canada's house, he broke into a run, with the polar bear trailing behind.

*BAM!* He had crashed into someone. "Watch where you're going you twit!" America yelled. "Oh, I'm so sorry, I really am, I should've watched where I was going. I'm so sorry." A voice said. America recognised that voice. "Matthew?!" He gaped. "Alfred?!" Canada gasped. Then the two were freaking out about what had happened. "Wait, isn't there a meeting today?" America asked. "Oh, we should get goin-Kumajaja!" (I'm pretty sure that's what Canada calls him. That's why Kumajiro doesn't know who Canada is.) the bear looked frightened and cowered behind America. "Oh, I guess you'll have to hold him for the meeting." Canada said. "I'm hungry!" America whined. "Fine. Let's go eat."

They split up. Canada (as America) went to a pancake place while America (as Canada) went to a McDonalds. "Uh, hello? Miss? Hello?" America waved a hand in front of the server's face. She just stared through him. "Ugh! I've never felt so unimportant in my life!" When Canada went to eat, he would usually bring America to order for him. At the pancake place, the cashier/server gasped. "America?! What are you doing here? I thought you would be at McDonalds!" "No, I thought I'd try something different today. Can I have 3 pancakes with maple syrup please?" Canada asked. As he waited for his food he looked around. He saw barely anybody was there. When he got his food, he walked to a table and started eating. He accidentally spilled some syrup on his bomber jacket. "Maple!" He muttered. "Yo! Canada!" America called. He looked up. "Dude! Nobody can see me! Is this what you have to go through everyday? I'm hungry, go order for me!" America babbled. Canada sighed. "Just wait until I'm finished my pancakes." When he finished, America grabbed his arm and literally charged at the speed of light. "Can I get a Big Mac with a super sized soda please?" Canada asked. The server gasped. "That's the first time I've ever heard you say please! You can have your meal on the house today." "Thanks!" Canada said. Then when they were at a table, he gave the food to America. America devoured it in less than a minute. "You're gonna get fat one day, Al." Canada mumbled.