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Why are you gay? c:
I'm not gay! -pouts like a little kid- I'm bi-curious!

Why is your dick tic-tac size? Lance was wondering.... c:
RileyMcCallx RILEY! SHE IS BEING MEAN AGAIN!

Why are you so mean to me? c:
Because you're making fun of a dick.

Why must you be a weenie to me?
The same reason above.

Why can't I fight you?
Because, i'm too lazy and you'll cheat!

Why do you not fear me?
You're too adorable to be feared!

Why do you not find me scary?
The same reason above!

Are you on steroids?
Yes! c: JK

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