Niall Blurbs

Roommate Frustrations

"For fucks sake!" You growl at your roommate. You turn and shake your head at him. "Can you not fucking do anything right!" The dishwasher overflowed with bubbles.

He had put too much god damn soap into it. Thus, the dishwasher is overflowing with bubbles and the bubbles are all over the kitchen and leaking out to the living room.

Niall pokes his head out of the door and has to fight to keep from laughing. "I am oh so sorry." He smirks and walks out of his room. "Did I do dat?" He asks with an innocent look.

"Yes! You fucking did!" You shove him. You did not think that all of this bull shit would happen with Niall when you took him on. You thought he was a hot piece of ass and you wanted a manly man.

But he proved to be totally incompetent.

Niall knew what he was doing. He liked riling you up. You were sexy as fuck and he loved pissing you off. You were particularly hot that way. You were bent over wiping up the bubbles and water and he bit his lip.

You straighten when you realise he isn't even paying attention to your anger and your ranting. "Ya going to stare at my arse all day or actually help me!?" You flushed, but not from anger but pleasure... And you were utterly flattered.

"But it's so cute." He smirks and winks at you, starting towards his bedroom.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" You follow him and pull him back, "Don't think just because you were being cute you can walk off and leave me to clean this up!"

"I was bein' cute?" He smirks a bit at you.

"Oh for gods sake!" You growl and turn around to go back to cleaning and he pulls you back to him.

"No ya don'." He smirks and leans down to kiss you, "Ya know, I've been wanting to do dat fer a while."

You look up at him with wide eyes, "I-" You wanted that. You tangle your fingers in his hair and pull him down for another kiss.

He picks you up and carries you to his room, throwing you on his bed.

You wake up, curled up around Niall, your head on his shoulder. You had spent the night alternating between love making and fucking. He had love bites decorating his neck and claw marks on his chest. God he looked sexy.

Niall's head turned to look at you and he smirks a bit, "Well last night was amazin'." He stretches and you lean up to kiss on his neck again.

"I enjoyed it."

"I vote we do it again soon." He smirks.

"Well... We are roommates." You giggle and raise your brows at him.

He bites his lips, "I think we should be lovers."