Adopt :) ~ A PhanFic

Chapter One : He Wanted Me?

     Everyday there was hell. I was tired of it. Even when I would escape it, I wouldn't really. They would always give me back. They never wanted someone like me. A dysfunctional teen. So I would stay locked away. Not doing anything. I would just watch anime and play video games. I skipped school and avoided doing anything. Until one day...

     I woke up in pain. I looked over and the old grinch was hitting me, again... "What do you want hag?" Her face flushed with anger. She slapped me again with her shoe. I finally got up and shoed her out of my room. It was 1:38 in the afternoon and wanted to get more sleep. I decided to go downstairs and get some breakfast. "Old eggs again?" I groaned. The grinch hit me once again. I began walking up the stairs again until I heard the door open. "I'm here to adopt." said the mysterious man. He locked eyes with me and grinned. "I'll take him." He said confidently. I ran upstairs until he grabbed me by the collar. I flew back down the stairs in ultimate pain. The old woman immediately handed over my papers and he put me over his shoulder and carried me to his car. I was thrown into the backseat and tried to escape with no help. Childlocked. Shit. I gave up and stayed silent the whole ride. But he kept prying. We arrived to his huge mansion. He drove up and it was empty. Only him. He was alone as well. WAIT! I'm not going to sympathize with him. "Hey why did you adopt a 17 year old teen? Who the hell does that?" He looked at me and smirked. "I'll show you." His eyes looked fearsome. He put me up on his big shoulders and I stopped trying to resist. Until we walked into his room. Then I resisted. He threw me on the bed and began unbuttoning his white collared shirt. I was scared shitless. He crawled onto the bed and straight in between my legs. He unbuttoned my pants and pulled them off. Along with my boxers. I was completely exposed. I grabbed a pillow and hit him with it. He smiled and looked down while licking his lips. For some reason this made me extremely horny. He smiled and began licking my dick. I came in a matter of second. He brought his hand up and licked it. He began to take his pants off along with my shirt. He made me spit on it. I listened. He put his hot hot hot dog inside by buttholio. I moaned with pleasure. I could barely muster it. "What's your n-name?" He smiled and came inside me. And then whispered in my ear "It's Phil." I smiled. "Thanks for adopting me" and kissed him. Then I died from a heart attack. 

DISCLAIMER : 

THIS WHOLE THING WAS A JOKE TOWARDS ADOPTION FICS LMAO