TEXTING ; KTH

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+ kim taehyung
DATE: 08/13/16
TIME: 3:54 PM

UNKNOWN: heY gUrl

TAEHYUNG: new phone

TAEHYUNG: who dis?

UNKNOWN: wow

UNKNOWN: you just met me yesterday and you already forgot about? well i'm hURT

TAEHYUNG: joseol?

UNKNOWN: well that's my name ain't it?

TAEHYUNG: oh hey

UNKNOWN: oh and don't call me joseol pls i dESPISE that name

TAEHYUNG: well what should
i call you then?

UNKNOWN: call me...

TAEHYUNG: ....

TAEHYUNG: ....

UNKNOWN: anytime

TAEHYUNG: .....

UNKNOWN: ....

TAEHYUNG: wow

TAEHYUNG: that was so smooth i can feel myself glide through it

UNKNOWN: ikr

UNKNOWN: thank you, thank you *bows*

TAEHYUNG: i shall call you josmooth

JOSMOOTH: why do i have a sudden feeling that you changed my contact name to that?

TAEHYUNG: dammit

JOSMOOTH: mind powers bitch

TAEHYUNG: you are unbelievable

JOSMOOTH: well believe bitch

TAEHYUNG: would stop calling me that,
you only call girls that

JOSMOOTH: fIRST OF ALL THAT VV SEXIST

JOSMOOTH: AND SECOND OF ALL

JOSMOOTH: well that's why i'm using it aye?

TAEHYUNG: ouch

JOSMOOTH: but seriously tho, are u a guy or what?

TAEHYUNG: well i have a dick so

JOSMOOTH: huh

TAEHYUNG: what

JOSMOOTH: so that makes you a guy

TAEHYUNG: no shit

JOSMOOTH: wow then why
do you type like a girl

TAEHYUNG: that doesnt
even make sense

JOSMOOTH: well your face
doesnt make sense

TAEHYUNG: what?

TAEHYUNG: nvm.

JOSMOOTH: okay okay but
in all seriousness tho,
who are you?

TAEHYUNG: well im kim taehyung, i'm 20 years old and i live in south korea. hbu?

JOSMOOTH: im jung joseol, im 19 years old and i live in south korea too :)

TAEHYUNG: nice ;) so you'll be
calling me oppa huh?

JOSMOOTH: no ew

JOSMOOTH: why does your name
sound so familiar?

TAEHYUNG: have you ever heard of bts?

JOSMOOTH: behind the scenes?
lol

TAEHYUNG: ha ha ha

TAEHYUNG: no.

TAEHYUNG: its called bangtan boys
and im a part of it.

WEIRD ASS GIRL: oh thats why.
were you guys the one
who ripped their shirt off
in MAMA 2014

TAEHYUNG: yep thats us

TAEHYUNG: well jimin did that but he's part
of bangtan too

JOSMOOTH: lol dude i love your
song dope its so lit

TAEHYUNG: ;)

JOSMOOTH: whats with the
winky faces

TAEHYUNG: whose your
favorite member?

JOSMOOTH: jungkook bc
he cute af

TAEHYUNG: :(

WEIRD ASS GIRL: jk jk you lol

TAEHYUNG: yay!

JOSMOOTH: pssshh what a girl