On one very cold and lonely Thursday morning in November, Johnny Depp woke up. His house was silent, no one was there but him. . .there were no sounds to be heard. Nothing at all, then suddenly. . .his stomach growled.
Now, this was not a normal hungry stomach growl, this was much deeper. . .it sounded almost as if he hadn’t eaten in weeks, perhaps this was the case. . .he is a very busy man. So, he decided to get out of bed. He walked to his kitchen and began his search for anything to fill his horribly hungry stomach.
First he checked the cabinets, he reached up and grabbed the handle to the cabinet. . .he hoped to see food. When he opened the cabinet, do you know what he saw? Doritos. He saw Doritos. It wasn’t even a full bag of Doritos, it was a half-eaten bag of Doritos that had already gone stale.
So, not willing to eat the stale Doritos or the bad cheese, he called all of his friends and idols and invited all of them over for a delightful meal. He told all of them to bring something different. Nicholas Cage brought a Turkey, Winona Ryder brought the mashed potatoes and gravy, Tim Burton brought the pie, and Alice Cooper brought the green beans. In the end, Johnny Depp ended up not hungry for awhile! He was so full he couldn’t eat for a week, and in the end. . .it resulted in us celebrating a holiday called “Thanksgiving” because Johnny Depp said “Thanks” for “Giving” me this food to his friends.
And that is how Johnny Depp created Thanksgiving.
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The Day Johnny Depp Created Thanksgiving. . .
Короткий рассказHave you ever wondered what it would be like if one of your favorite celebrities invented a holiday? In this story, it shows you the totally fictional way that Johnny Depp created thanksgiving! Remember, don't forget to comment and vote! I hope you...
